Judge — January 26, 1918 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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ELTINGE A. H. WOODS PRESENTS. Business Before Pleasure with BARNEY BERNARD & ALEXANDER CARR By Montague Glass and Jules Eckert Goodman REPUBLIC frac" wea e sat. at A. H. WOODS PRESENTS PARLOR, BEDROOM and BATH A fresh, flippant, farcical frolic By C, W, Bell and Mark Swan. Contents of a Patriotic Window D GLORY flying from a pole, To all creation flung, And, underneath, a service flag Upon its halyards strung. A Food Administration card To help the men beyond, And in the corner opposite, A poster for a bond. A woman’s waiting, wistful face ‘ Beside a freckled tad, Who, pressing close against the pane, Looks down the street for Dad. —McLandburgh Wilson, If you like the substantial in drinking—try NAVI WA Evans NON-INTOXICATING NO GOVERNMENT. Ale/ “The spice of life” these trying times—noon or night. Order from Grocer, Druggist or Dealer. C. MH, EVANS & SONS, Estab. 1786, HUDSON, N.Y. In New York Theatres Billeted- Delightful war comedy, with Mar- Lou Tellegen, dear to the ladies, adventure ot Potash and lertmutter in filmd le Cheer Up—Hippodrome. Mammoth vaudeville and spectacle Chu Chin Chow—Century. Our oki friends Ali Baba and the Forty-Thieves in a gorgeous harem scarem. Cohan Reeue—New Amsterdam. George the Inde- ble revises Broadway hits and misses. Do Winter Garden. Melodramatic glimpses of the future seen by a young woman in the crystal of a Yoki. Experience—M. Flo-Flo- French Jacques Cope: modern plays. General Post—Gaiety. London comedy hit that has bobbed cheerfully up on this side Gipsy Trail, The—Plymouth. Fresh, original comedy, full of whimsical surpr Going Up—Liberty. aviator and, strange to say, a girl. Also, girls. Happiness—Criterion. Laure? usu: i starring in a alar morality’ pl Vieux Colombier. s brilliant company in classical and few musical comedy about an other Taylor finds hers, as successful play by hee Noane The—P layhouse. New play by Eugene Walter. Honor Brigkt—Vanderbilt, New home of the Drama opening with a new musical comed: Jack O' Lantern—Globe. Fred Stone comedy that bids fair to equal popularity. King, The—Geo. M. Cohan. Leo Ditrichstein, as the naughty monarch of Moldavia, in affairs of state and otherwise Lady of the Camellias, The—Empire. Ethel Barrymore in beautiful and appealing revival Dumas classic. Land of Joy, The—Knickerbocker. Melodious and gaily colored Spanish medley that comes to Broad- way as areal novelty. Sinuous senoritas and gay sadors in picturesque dances. Leave it to Jane—Longacte. “The College Widow” transformed into a first-class musical show. Lombardi, Ltd.—Morosco. Lively character comedy about a temperamental designer of gowns. Lord and Lady Algy—Broadhurst. Maxine Elliott, William Faversham, and Maclyn Arbuckle in an ex hibition of highly finished acting that makes ordinary Broadway technique seem crude in comparison Maytime—Shubert. Exceptionally charming and well a new Chin Chin” in y Rollicking farce about a husband who obligingly, even maddeningly, helps his wife elope with another man. Night in Spain, A—Cocoanut Grove. of “The Land of Joy. Odds and Ends of igt7 revue, as smart as an and many fair damse Oh, Boy—Casino. Crisp mu son, still running on and on. Ok, Lady, Lady—Princess. New musical show of the “Very Good. Eddie” and “Oh, Boy” type. Over the Top—44th Street Roof. Still another “‘inti- mate review.” | Unhackneyed music, irl pretty stage pictures and intermittent costumes. Parlor, Bedroom end Bath—Republic. A droll tale of a Cabaret edition Bijou. ‘The latest “intimate” with Jack Norworth officiating, dancing attendance. comedy from last sea- Polly With a Past—B esented society comedy with Ina Claire as star Sand Bar Queen, The; Suppressed Desires; Pokey— Comedy, Washington Square Players in new bill 5 k. A new melodrama . Dramatization of Booth Tarkington's Agreeably A—Cob about an aspiring tailor's suit and in it conquered Soci Tiger Rose—Lyceum. Thrilling melodrama of the Great Northwest, jously Belascoed. Why Marry?—Astor. Nat Goodwin and other stars in the brightest, keenest play of the season. Yes or No—48th St. Showing the importance of a little word when a good-looking woman says it. & Harris. Clever comedy t who usurped a dress Hymeneal High Spots He—I wonder you didn’t marry the first jackass who proposed to you. She—I did. JUDGE UNCLE EZRA SAYS: ‘OU can’t allus jedge a feller correctly who's stan’in’ roun’ with his han’s in his pockets —he may be hol’in’ onto his wallet. A motorcycle was seen comin’ into our village recent an’ was seen goin’ out ag’in, but said motorcycle was goin’ so fast it wasn’t seen while in our village. Trench fightin’ is more or less uv a pas- time, but it Ss a hero to keep up a strawberry bed. A cat’s tail is put on one end becuz it would be in the way on the other end. It is needless to tell your neighbors thet your liver is out uv order—they will know it by your actions. ~Joe Cone. Beyond Recognition “Ts that the Tragic Muse?” “No, that is the Cor Muse—after wit- nessing a pie-throwing film.” FREE Trial PIEDMONT {RD aad Gitsrs Direet trom Partery to Home 1y weft and economical. Dig Catalog. | Postpatd tree. Dept. 92, Statesville, N.C. Send This Issue toa Soldier or Sailor at the Front ere finished simply When you’ve reading this issue stick a lc stamp alongside Postmaster Burleson’s notice on the front cover, and drop it in the mail. The Government will see that it is transported to the soldiers and sailors at the front. Judge, bringing real nu- mor in picture and text, is eagerly looked for by the fighting men to_ brighten their rest hours .and_ relax war-strung nerves. Let them enjoy your copy when you have finished with it.