Judge — January 5, 1918 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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$$ January 5, 1918 Stories with Smiles Very Much the Same—When Lincoln was still an insignificant country lawyer he had occasion to travel to a small town to take charge of a case. It was drive of some 14 miles from the railroad station to the town inn where he was to spend the night. Wet and chilled to the bone, he arrived at last, but to his dismay found only a small fire built in the grate, while standing about it, so as to exclude the heat from the traveler, were the other lawyers interested in the case. At length one of the group turned to Lincoln. “Pretty cold, ch?” he asked. “Yes,” replied Lincoln, ‘‘as cold as it is hot in Hades.” “Ever been to Hades, stranger?” asked another. “Yes,” replied Lincoln, solemnly. This raised a faint smile among the other lawyers. “What does it look like there?” they asked. “Very much like this,” said Lincoln dryly; ‘‘all the lawyers nearest the fire.”— Minneapolis Tribune. Reprisals—Col. Richard L. Woodhouse said in a recruiting address at Lexington: “Nothing will stop the Huns’ barbarities but reprisals. If Rheims Cathedral is de- stroyed, let us destroy Cologne Chathedral. And on every ship that enters the submarine murder zone we ought to put Germans of high rank.”” Col. Woodhouse paused and smiled. “There’s nothing like reprisals,” he said. “A tobacconist sent a doctor the other day a ten-dollar box of cigars, saying he knew they hadn’t been ordered, but they were so excellent he was sure the doctor would enjoy them. Bill enclosed. Terms: Strictly cash. “The doctor wrote back: “ ‘Delighted with the cigars. Though it is true you haven’t called me in, I venture to send you herewith two prescriptions for rheumatism and dyspepsia respectively that Iam sure you will like, as they have given universal satisfaction to my patients. My charges being $5 per prescription, we are now quits.’ "Washington Star. 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