Judge — December 29, 1917 — page 8: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

A DIFFERENT MATTER FLINT, [—er-ah!—that is. can I—er- h'm!—will you" “Why. yes, my boy; you may have her.” Sh? Have whom? My daughter, of cours You want to marry her. don’t you?” “No, sir. [came to sce if you would indorse my note for a hundred dollars——" “Certainly not! Why. 1 hardly know you!” Tom P. Morgan Baseless. Hope “Tm glad they drafted Titewad. Maybe at Jast he'll learn to buy when his turn comes. Ldon’t get your line.” “Well. T understand one of the first. things they teach a soldier is setting up exercises.” Elder brother —Wot's th’ use of spending money fer yer ticket when I can tell ye th A Cues Veamaany plot of the play when I come out! \ large black lady boarded a crowded car and a “THE MODERN MILK PROBLEM” dark gentleman in the rear promptly arose to offer her his seat Is cerything to-day a problem? and nothing natural any “Hab dis seat, mam.” he said politely waving toward the more, but scientific instead? It must be because science is seat uppermost in men’s minds that such a thing as a cow is almost [hates to deprive you,” said the lady, taking the se: unknown. It would be quite too much to expect that modern “TL insure you, mam, dat hits no deprivity,—no deprivity.” milk has anything to do with cows This renders milk production a very complex affair. To whom we are most indebted for the article on our breakfast tables called by courtesy milk or cream it is difficult to sa The milk- man gives no information worth while, if indeed he is at all interested in the subject. There are loud and vague rumors of milk inspection, of erilization, pasteurization, cleanliness, certifica tion, percentages, bacterial counts, sanitary methods and containers. loose milk, sealed milk, select milk, safe milk, ef cetera ad ca ptandum “Good and pure milk is a necessity.” ‘Thus gravely declares one scientific authority, after giving much thought and ink tothe subject. But he thinks pure milk cannot be had without the laboratory, which arouses the query from out- siders “Why not Jet the cow in on the job?” Before we began to ruin her by laboratory tests and contaminations the cow behaved very nicely in respect to chewing her cud and giving up whole- some milk twice a day. Now there are no cows to be seen by the drinkers of either good or bad “milk.” At last the need is forced upon us of the visible cow. She must'be demanded by society, ind also her reception provided for. If nothing better offers to this end. we recommend that she be given one of the bathrooms in an urban apart- ment of ten rooms and twelve baths. ‘Ten rooms could get along with cleven baths, and the butler could learn to do his bit by milking, if he could br himself not to stand at formal and dignified leisure during the interval required for action This docs not seem to be a perfect solution of the modern milk problem, but it is about as near as we can get to it in this advanced or scientific age. —Tod Chenevix. As a member of the home guard, Clubleigh feels it his patriotic duty to study French comicbooks