Judge — August 4, 1917 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Room with use of bath $1.50 per day Parlor. bedroom and bath with shower for one or two persons. $3.00 per day Parlor, two bedrooms and baths. shower, three or four per: sons. $5.00 to $8.00 per day Excellent Restaurant, Moderate Prices Club Breakfast, 30 Cents H. FROHMANN, Pres. GEORGE H. O'HARE, Mer. PRESS CUTTING ROMEIKE’S "steat ‘We will send you all newspaper clippings which may Appear about you, your friends, or any subject on ‘whielvyou may want to be “up-to- date.” Every news- Paper and pertodical of importance Inthe UnitedStates, And Europe ts searched. Terms, $5.00 for 100 notices, HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 SEVENTH AVE... Y. Some Bad Advice I fear that my philosophy Is not the proper kind, The proper sort of sophistry To feed the youthful mind. While other authors will advise To labor night and day, I am inclined to think it wise To have a little play. When other authors say to do Two dollars’ worth of toil For ev'ry dollar paid to you, ‘That sentiment I spoil. Do all the work to do, I say, But ask for more than praise; Just do the work the proper way And strike them for a raise. Some other authors say that we Should never waste a jit, But save our money faithfully And bank it ev'ry bit, So when we're sixty anyhow We'll have a million yen. I'd rather hire a taxi now ‘Than own a Packard then. There are a lot of fallacies That pass for good advice, And most of those who fell for these Are still as poor as mice. I know some fellows who are gray Who otherwise have done, And they are just as poor—but they Have had a lot of fun. —Douglas Malloch in the American Lum- berman. Funny Courtship—‘ Daughter, I have found a husband for you. He isa poet and he disposes of all his poetry.” Really? Then I do hope I won't be averse to him.” —Pittsburgh Press. Present Allurements —‘‘Have you decided where you will go this summer?” “No,” replied Mr. Cumrox. ‘I'm kind o’ hopeful that mother and the girls will improve on this ‘sce America first’ idea and take a fancy to getting acquainted with the old home in summer time.”— Washington Star. Absent-Minded—Hostess—Oh, profes- sor, haven’t you brought your wife? Professor—There! I knew I had for- gotten something.—Boston Transcript. Not Quite, But—‘Is your garden doing as well as you expected?” “Not quite; but it is doing as well as my neigh- bors expected Richmond Times-Dispatch. Worse—He—It is hard to ask for bread and get a stone. She—It is worse to ask for a stone and get paste.—London Answers. Chestnut Bill in Vaudeville ILL wears a grin: upon his phiz While twice-told tales he’s spinning; He beams with that smirk-smile of his, And deems it O, so winning; But all the while, his audience is More grinned against than grinning. —C. L. Edson. Next JUDGE Wa will have an amusing cover by ORSON LOWELL entitled *fAny Sport in a Storm’ > Other illustrations, up to the minute, by POPINI FORBELL C. BERTRAM HARTMAN MILLER ZIM WESTMACOTT J. CONACHER WALTER de MARIS CRAWFORD YOUNG CALVERT SMITH R. B. FULLER CHARLES H. WRIGHT GORDON GRANT L. FELLOWS CHESTER L. GARDE ALICE RUSK TOUSEY LAUREN STOUT BARKSDALE ROGERS FLOHRI F. L. FITHIAN and others. The text scintillates. WALT MASON LOUIS HOW K. L. ROBERTS j. L_ HARBOUR GREGORY HARTSWICK ELLIS EVANS GEORGE BINGHAM J. A. WALDRON STRICKLAND GILLILAN and others who make JUDGE “The Happy Medium” It is by Congright, 1917, by Leslie Judge Company. Entered at the Post-oilfice at New York as second-class mail matter. Cable address “Judgark.” Telephone 6632 Madison Square. Published weekly by LeslieJudge Company, Brunswick Building, 225 Fifth Avenue, New York. Washington Represent Wyatt Building, Washington, D. C. John A. Sleicber, President. Reuben P. Sleicher, See'y. ‘A. E. Rollaver, Treasurer. 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