Judge — May 26, 1917 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Good-by, dearest! You've helped me so much, and I have had a glorious day.” - — a |Current, Jests | one nr net een oe 4 Like a Man—" Did Fussleigh take his misfortune like a man?” Precisely. He blamed it —London Tit-Bits. all on his His Resolve—Mrs. Hubb—Oh, John, you say that if you lost me you would take to drinking, neglect your personal appear- ance, and go to the bad in every way Hubb (firmly)—Yes, my dear; you can bet I'd fix it so I'd never be an inducement to a woman again.—New Haven Register. Less Complicated—The muster—You look worried. What's the matter’ The housekeeper—The nurse has just left, and there is nobody to wash the baby. The master—Have the chauffeur do it. There isn’t as much mechanism about a baby as there is about a car, anyway.—WWit and Humor. 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