Judge, 1917-04-07 · page 24 of 28
Judge — April 7, 1917 — page 24: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising** rather than editorial content or political satire. The main features are product advertisements: **"The Truth About Corns"** (left side): A testimonial ad for Blue-jay corn plasters, claiming a chemist proved the product eliminates corns in 48 hours. This is straightforward commercial copy, not satire. **"Take a Look at Yourself"** (center): Motivational verse encouraging self-reflection and humility—essentially inspirational advertising copy. **Other ads**: Typewriter sales, patent attorney services, and music lessons occupy the remaining space. The scattered editorial snippets ("Tradition Threatened," "Can't Dispute It," "The Sinecure") appear to be reprinted newspaper humor columns, not Judge's own satire. **No political cartoon is present on this page.** While Judge was a satirical magazine, this particular page functions as a commercial publication filled with period advertisements and filler material.
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The Truth - About Corns ] You have read much fiction about : corns, Were that not so there would be no coms. All people | would use Blue-jay. Here is the truth, as stated by a | chemist who spent 25 years on this corn problem. And as proved al- | ready on almost a billion corns. Ta “This invention —Blue-jay—makes | corn troubles needless. It stops the ain instantly, and stops it forever. in 48 hours the whole corn disappears, lal save in rare cases which take ao little Li longer.’ That is the truth, and millions of people know it. Every month it is being proved on nearly two million corns, So long as you doubt it you'll I suffer. The day that you prove it will see your last corn-ache. It costs so little—is so easy and quick and painless—that you owe yourself this proof. Try Blue-jay tonight. BAUER & BLACK Chicago and New York Makers of Surgical Dressings, ete. re _ Blue-jay fn Stops Pain—Ends Corns Se and 25¢ at Drug: Also t Blue-jay Bunion SS Now $220. Only $2.00 down brings you the brand new Rex (with ten ye antee) built because world’s greatest (3 merchandise house wanted a better mac than any on market for use in their vast offices, Typewriter Prices Smashed Pon’ 't fool with 2nd hand “rebuilt” machines when you can brand new Kex atan astounding low price. Sent anywhere Op trial, Write today tor“Typewrttee Secret ink oP Saving til you wet these tendo facts. Writs todayt™ Rex Typewriter Company fre',23¢5, Chicago, Il. — a F ‘J ia] | WANTED—AN IDEA! WHO CAN THINK OF SOME simple thing to patent? Protect your Ideas, they may bring you wealth. Write for “Needed Inventions” and “How to Get Your Patent and Your Money.” Randolph & Co., Patent Attorneys, Dept. 129, Washington, D. C. kunnels, An’ yit other: was made kunnels by bein’ kind to niggeh: » gents, any man dat gives me a dollah i: isa kunnel tome hencefo’th foheveh.” Tradition Threatened—* Do you think votes for women make much actual difference in election results?” They ought to. The way pickets face all kinds of climate should do away with the expectation that rainy weather will mean a small turnout on election day.”—IWash- ington Star. Can't Dispute It—"I don’t unders baseball,” complained Mrs. Flubdub. a mixed gam What’s mixed about it?” “They appear to think just as much of the man who steals a base as the man who earns a run.”—Kansas City Journal. and “T's The Sinecure- at a luncheon in cently “We are continually turning down re- quests for consulships. Our consular ser- together A_ Government official Washington said re- vice, you know, has been taken it of politics. You cannot talk now as Consul Smith alked in the past. “So you've got a r said to Smith. ’ Smith answered, lighting a cigar. it hard work?’” asked the traveler ot after you get it,’” Smith replied.” Washington Star. consulship, ch," a tr “Yes, Take a Look at Yourself Take a look at yourseli—npt When you gaze at yourself But a squint at the chap that i Let a little bit out of the gas. Take a look at yourself, at the fellow you are, Not the fellow that people suppose te of the coat and behind the cigar, But the fellow that nobody knows. a slant at your phiz ide of you is; Take a look at yourself as you stall at the desk Or you rattle around on the road When there’s no one to hark to the tale pictur- esque— How it’s you that must carry the load Some people may think you're a wonderful one, From the way that you sorrow and sob; But, if you were boss of the business, my son, Would you offer yourself a job? Take a look at yourself, not the party profound Looking wise as he possibly can, But the fellow you are when nobody’s Just a sort of a dub of a man When they ask this or that with a tone of respect Then you pucker your brow and say, “Hum.” If you wanted to get information correct Do you think to yourself you would come? round, Take a look at yourself, not the coat or the tie, Or the wit that you got at a show, Not the presents you send nor the tickets you buy, But the fellow inside that you know. You smoke like 3 ‘a pirate you swear, And you take an occasional drin| If you were the girl (answer now on the square) Would you marry yourself, do you think? —Douglas Malloch, in American Lumberman. A teaspoonful of Abbott's Bitters with your Grape Fruit maker an ideal appetizing tonic. ‘Sample of bitters by mall 25etain stamps. CW. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md.(Adv.) 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