Judge — March 3, 1917 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Close Observer— ah, ‘the littledaugh- ter of a clergyman, was asked if her papa ever preached the same sermon twic After considering a moment, she answered, “Yes, I think he does, but I think he hollers in different places.””—Chicago Herald. Especially—Milly—A good story al- ways bears repeatin Billy—Y y if it is told to you as a secret.—Buffalo Post. The Offended Maid—‘Are you sure Miss Richly is not in?” he questioned. “Do you doubt her word, sir?” replied the maid.—Dallas News, Hard!—*‘Don’t you find it hard these times to meet expenses?” “Hard? Man alive, I meet expenses at every turn.” —Topeka Journal. None to Purchase—“Did Jobson’s purchase include also the good will of the business?’”” “There wasn’t any good will. It was a coal dealer that Jobson bought out.” Boston Transcript. Another Way—The old-fashioned way, when you wanted to keep your wife at home, was to lock up her street clothes. Now you simply refuse to buy any more gasoline.—Kansas City Journal. 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