Judge — February 17, 1917 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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Se anne eemaae Ut Seon at 5 LE = te LAMAR AYE “CONFESSIONS OF A MOTION PICTURE ACTRESS HERE has been a good deal of piffle written about the lives of the moving picture heroines,—and there is a great deal of real, heart-breaking tragedy unwritten that the public never guesses. Readers of Film Fun will be taken “behind the screen” in a remarkable series of articles, ‘‘The Confessions of a Motion Picture Actress,’’ which tell the story of the rough and rocky road to film-fame. These “court secrets” of a movie Queen make a thrilling story. They are the personal experiences of a woman whose face is familiar to every cinema spectator. Obviously the author’s name must be withheld, for she tells her own story, asks “Is the game worth the candle?” and lets the facts answer. Don’t miss these “confessions” in this month’s FILM FUN > Al all the newsstands 10 cents a copy $1.00 a year 225 Fifth Avenue New York City > acl aie aA A The crowning touch —to a beautiful costume, is a pair of white kid gloves. But they must be absolutely clean. As clean always as when new. To send them constantly to a dry-cleaning shop will soon wear out even the best kid. Do it yourself with a little CARPONA Cleaning Fluid —it cannot explode Use it day or night : At all druggists 15¢.—25c.—50c.—$1.00 bottles. Stories with Smiles Rather Tedious—The messenger from the dockside stores with a Government cop. tract hailed a vessel in dock at Liverpool, “What do you want?” growled the sur mate. yo “Got some vegetables for the ship!” was the reply. Pl “All right! You needn't come aboard! Throw them up one at a time,” said the mate, as he stood ready to receive the vegetal | tor “Ahoy, there, look out!” shouted the d,| roa as he threw a small dried pea toward the mate. “I've got two hundredweight of} str: these!""—London Opinion. Making a Deal—“Doctor, I've got 2 ste little money saved up.” “Yes.” roc! “And I feel that I can afford an illness of some sort.” he , “All right. Perhaps we can make a inv de: “That's just it. I’m willing to pay yor a reasonable fee, but you're not to get it al I Understand me, I don’t want an operation this time. What I want you to do is to order me south for several weeks where I sup can play golf.” day Not a Thinker—During his vacation 2 ur lawyer met an old friend in the village and kno’ their conversation drifted to a discussion of her. the natives. A young farmer came unde . their view. repli “} a fine-looking young f{cllow,” said ‘ the lawyer. —N “Ye-e-es,”’ assented his friend. “Well, anyway, he has a mighty gooi head.” “Tt ought to be good,” was the reply. “That man’s head is brand new—he's never used it any.” —Exchange. Legally Speaking—A lawyer who fo a many years had shocked a large number of “ his friends by his rather liberal views oa religion recently died. A_ friend of the’ deceased who cut short a trip to hurry bact “ to town for the purpose of attending the last rites of his colleague, entered the late lawyer’s home some minutes after the begin- ning of the service. “What part of the service is this?” be inquired in a whisper of another legal friend standing in the crowded hallway. “T've just come myself,” said the other, “but I believe they have opened for the defense.” —Everybody’s Magazine. Never Singly—During a social evening a woman sang for the guests. One of the guests turned to a meck looking little mao sitting at her side and said: “How awful! Who can she be?” “That,” replied the man addressed, “# my wife.” “Oh, I b-b-beg your pardon!” stuttered the other. “She's really a—I know shell F sing beautifully if she made a better selectios in the of her music. Who do you suppose wrott & tree that song?” ae ut m “T am the author of that song,” repli} a pen the meek looking little man.—Argonaw. In Just An Accident—Two boys had it Cu dulged in a physical encounter on the ply: Gr ground. At the end of the affray they ¥et | Seaso summoned before the teacher to give #* Tit-B