Judge, 1915-12-11 · page 26 of 28
Judge — December 11, 1915 — page 26: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertisements and humor columns**, not political satire. The content consists of: **Advertisements**: Carbona Cleaning Fluid, bunion relief, correspondence law school, PB ale, and other consumer products typical of early 20th-century magazines. **Humor Columns**: Brief anecdotes with punchlines about everyday situations—a woman mistaking a lion painting for something else, a man who borrowed money and repaid it immediately, a pedestrian becoming a real estate worker, a nervous girl marrying a composer. These are gentle, domestic jokes rather than political commentary. **Notable context**: References to "Josiah," "Mrs. Oldcastle," and other middle-class characters suggest this reflects concerns of affluent readers about propriety, gossip, marriage, and social status. The page contains **no discernible political cartoons or caricatures**—it's primarily a commercial/entertainment page typical of Judge magazine's mix of advertising and light comedy.
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But I told Josiah when he brought it home that it looked a good deal more like one of them things you mention.” —Chicago Tribune. He Was Truthful—Broad—By the way, old man, do you remember borrowing $10 from me six months ago? Short—Yes. Broad—And you said you only wanted it for a short time. Short—And I told the truth. I didn’t keep it twenty minutes.—New York Sun. What She Misses—“A rich woman misses much in life.” “As to how?” “She can’t run out to the back fence when she gets hold of a choice bit of gossip. She has to get up a tea or reception, and by that time the news is stale.”—Louisville Courier-Journal. His Job—“I never hear of Walker, the pedestrian, any more. What's become of him?” “He’s working for a real estate concern, establishing records between the houses they sell and the station. When they tell a man a house is ten minutes’ walk from the station they are in a position to prove it.” —New York Times. Calming Her Fears—Excited lady— Why don’t you interfere to stop that dog- fight? Bystander—1 was just a-goin’ to, mum; but you kin calm y’r fears now. My dog is on top at last, mum.—Buffalo Courier. A Suitable Match—“So you think Katherine made a very suitable match?” “Yes, indeed; you know what a nervous, excitable girl she was. Well, she married a composer.—Tit-Bits. Regret—“Why did everybody cry in that last death scene?” “Because they knew the actor wasn’t really dead.” —Topeka Journal. Caught a Tartar—The lawyer was en- deavoring to pump some free advice out of the doctor. “Which side is best to lie on, Doc?” ‘The side that pays you the retainer.” — Cincinnati Enquirer. The Cause—“What is the cause of social unrest?” “The d ,”” replied Mr. Dustin Stax, “of the workingman for leisure and of the leisurely man for something to keep him busy.”—Washington Star. 3 After the Explosion—Chem. prof.— Didn’t I tell you to notice when that beaker boiled over. Assistant—I did. 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