Judge, 1915-12-11 · page 25 of 28
Judge — December 11, 1915 — page 25: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, not satirical content. The right half features a Clyde-Mallory Lines steamship advertisement promoting Florida tourism (Miami, Tampa, Key West, Charleston, etc.) as an accessible destination via direct service from New York. The left side contains brief humorous **one-liners and jokes** typical of Judge's filler content—wordplay and domestic humor rather than political satire. Examples include a man deflecting a kiss request by referring someone to his mother ("that's the referendum"), and jokes about employers' wage practices. At the bottom, **The Keeley Treatment advertisement** promotes a "cure" for alcoholism and drug addiction, claiming to restore nerve cells—reflecting period attitudes toward addiction as a medical rather than moral issue. The page reflects early 20th-century American popular humor: light domestic comedy, leisure travel promotion, and contemporary medical claims presented without critical examination.
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