Judge — November 27, 1915 — page 19: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Oversea Humor gaye Forward! The Grocer (to the new hand)—And always put in the date these war-tax time: you can add it up with the rest of the bill — Sketch (London). A Good Recommendation Nicht wahr, Herr Peiserl, Sie sind huadert- undneunzig Pfund schwer?” “Allerdings—warum?” Ja, ich habe mich nAmlich um eine neue Stelle en, und da wollte ich has anfuhren.” Cook—You weigh 190 pounds, Mr. Peiserl, don’t you? “That's true—but why?” “Well, I’ve been looking for a new place and I want to mention that.”—Meggendorfer Blaetter (Munich). “Bless me if that don’t look like a Zep- pelin!’ Run and shut the gate, Jimmy!”— London Opinion. Sad Experiences Mutter (die in zweiter Ehe einen Lehrer geheiratet)— Sei doch “n bisschen zutraulich gegen Deinen Papa, Alfred, €3 doch so gut mit Dir! 6 na, Mama, ich bin zwei Jahre bei thm in der « den kenne ich besser! Mother (remarried to a_teacher)—You must be nice to Papa, Alfred. He wants to be kind to you. Son—Oh! indeed, mama, I was two years in his school. I know him better!— Fliegende Blaett Orderly Sergeant (who after dark has mistaken a barn full of sheep for his com- pany’s billet)—Now don’t let me have so much moving about when I’m reading Battalion Orders.—Punch (London). "Co to? Prece jsem ti rekla, ze mas hlidat Blazu a pana officiata. Kde jsou?" My si hrajeme na slunicko. Ja jsem to i se prede mnou schovavaji pod slunecilik.”” “How is that? I told you that you should watch Blanca and the gentleman! Where are they?” “Over the We are playing. I am the sun, and they go and protect themselves in the shade.”—I]umoristicke Listy (Prague). “Et nous nous sommes engagés par amour de Yuniforme!™ “And we enlist because of a love for a uniform!”—Le Rire (Paris).