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ie | SeGs80e 14: Passing the Mustard One Definition—Young Walter had heard the expression, ‘‘untold wealth,’’ and was considerably puzzled as to its meaning. That evening when his father came home, however, he became enlightened as to the definition. “*Father,"" wealth?"’ **The property you keep from the income tax list, my son.’’—/arper’s Magazine. said he, ‘what is untold A Diagnosis—‘‘ What you need,"’ said the eminent medical man, ‘‘is more bodily ac- tivity. You should exercise your back and limbs and feet. What's your business?"’ “‘T am the leading tango expert on the champagne floor of the elite lobster pau- asce,"’ replied the unhappy patient.—Cleve- land Plain Dealer. “the Pat's Logic—'‘I tell you,”’ said Pat, and, old frinds are the best, afther all, what's more, I can prove it."” “How are you goin’ to prove it?’’ “Where will you find a new frind that has shtud by ye as long as the ould ones have? 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