Judge, 1915-06-19 · page 20 of 24
Judge — June 19, 1915 — page 20: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and humorous college content**, not political satire. The main elements include: **"With the College Wits"** — a humor section featuring jokes from university magazines (Harvard Lampoon, Stanford Chaparral, Michigan Gargoyle, etc.). These are light gags about college life: students escaping an asylum by dancing undetected at a ball, a coed's false modesty about her suitor, carving poultry, etc. The humor is gentle, campus-focused wordplay typical of early 20th-century college publications. **Advertisements** dominate the page: Coca-Cola ("Here You Are!"), Cortez Cigars, Evans' Ale, Snug Shirt Trim Socks, and various business services. These reflect consumer goods and services of the period. **"The Benefits of an Ocean Voyage"** promotes Long Island beaches and resort travel—marketing material emphasizing safe bathing and cool breezes. There is **no evident political cartoon or satire** on this page. The content is entertainment and commercial advertising typical of Judge magazine's format—mixing collegiate humor with period advertisements.
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