Judge, 1914-05-23 · page 21 of 24
Judge — May 23, 1914 — page 21: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page consists primarily of **advertisements and reprinted college humor** rather than original political cartoons. **The College Humor Section** collects jokes from university publications (Cornell Widow, Harvard Lampoon, Wisconsin Sphinx, etc.). These are lighthearted quips about college life—a young man named Marmaduke, grade inflation, rising board costs, poached eggs with wishbones that "run away," and marital dynamics. The humor is gentle and relies on wordplay and domestic situations rather than political satire. **The Advertisements** promote period-appropriate services: an Old Dominion Line steamship vacation ($18 for 4 days), the Hotel Imperial's Palm Garden dancing venue, Pears' Soap, a talking machine, a Judge magazine binder, and a Studio of Pictorial Art for aspiring illustrators. There are no identifiable caricatures of political figures or contemporary events on this page. It functions as a typical interior page of a humor magazine mixing student-contributed jokes with commercial advertising, rather than showcasing Judge's satirical editorial content.
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With The Coflege W Wits A Misnomer “Be frank with me,”’ the coy maid cooed, With eyes that showed rebuke. ‘an't be Frank with you," he piped. “My name is Marmaduke. —Cornell Widow. caeenry lape- “‘I got this cup for rvhoja beat?” “The owner and six policemen.” sard Lampoon. *—Har- Overhead Expense —California Pelican. Liberality—‘‘And will you give us your blessing?’’ pleaded the newly married ones of her father. . “Sure thing,’’ grunted the old man; “bat the board will be at the usual rates.""—Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. Stationary —-Pessimist—Board going up, rom rent going up, fee going up. Is there anything in this blooming univer- sity that isn’t going up? Optimist--Sure! My grades.—Wiscon- sin Sphinz. Modern Osculation—She (reading from modern novel)—‘‘He kissed her where she stood.’” He—One of those soul kisses, pose.— Williams Purple Cow. That Delectable Food at the Commons! A sophomore went in there one day, He ordered poached eggs. They had wishbones and legs, And the cute little things ran away. —Princeton Tiger. I sup- “Standing By’? the Butcher—‘‘How is it,” inquired the young bride of an older married friend, ‘‘that you always manage to have such delicious beef “It's very simple”? said the older woman. ‘‘I first select a good, honest butcher, and then I stand by him.’ “You mi an that you give him all of your trad “No; I mean that I stand by him while heis cutting the meat.’ *—London Opinion. Mr. Gotham—I have tick- Mean Thing ets for the theater, dear. Mrs. Gotham --Oh, good! get ready right awa Mr. Gotham—All right, dear; I guess you'll be ready in time, then. The tick- ets are for to-morrow.—-Yonkers States- man. I'll run and In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. OLD DOMINION LINE A Vacation for Everybody 4 Day— All Water 888 Trip ~ er a Miles Including All Expenses : = of $18.00 Travel er between New York and Old Point Comfort and James River st rmitting a day for sightsceing at Old Point Richmond and Norfolk . including meals and st: “room berth on dinner at the famous Hotel Chamberlin at Old Point, also at the Jefferson, tt. Richmond, or Richi 8 sail every for illustrated pamphlet, W. L. WOODROW, Trafic Manager. New York to Richmond, Va Ay at 3.002. M. from Pier 25, Tour Department. Pears’ ' HOTEL IMPERIAL ROBERT STAFFORD Broadway and 32d Street, New York Dancing in the Palm Garden ___eaataneserina atte Daily (except Sunday) A New $10 I $10 Ideal Talking Machine !! From 4 to 6.30 P. M. : sedis any bese rtest and 10 P. M. to 1, penholders, ete, Agents . Weehawken, N. J — = under the supervision of Mr. G. Hep- burn Wilson, M. B., present to dance with “The pale complexion of true love” assumes a warmer tint by the use of Pears’ Soap. Way any dige ps WE whose assistants in a handsome binder which we offer you are $1.50, express prepaid, This binder last for years, as it is heavily reinforced nged that issues can be in- guests upon request. COPELAND TOWNSEND, Manager (SRSA Can You Draw? Develop your latent talent as others have done under the expert guidance of men of international reputation, Some of America’s most noted illustrators will give their personal attention to your work. Because the system is so comprehensive and painstaking, only a limited number of students will be taken. If interested write immediately for particulars. Studio of Established 1903 172 Fifth Avenue, Art York | City Pictorial New comicbooks.com