Judge, 1914-01-24 · page 22 of 24
Judge — January 24, 1914 — page 22: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily advertising and humor content from Judge magazine. The main features are: **"With The College Wits"** – A humor column featuring brief jokes, mostly playing on misunderstandings and double meanings typical of early 20th-century college humor. Examples include a woman mistaking a romantic note for a prescription and an author's play being too sad for theaters. **Advertisements** – Including Hotel Albert, La Follette's Weekly political journal, and a "Club Sandwich" print by James Montgomery Flagg (famous illustrator). The Flagg ad promotes an affordable color art print for home decoration. **"The Young Wretch"** – A brief joke about a young man delaying a proposal to watch a car pass. There's no significant political cartoon or social commentary on this page. It's a standard magazine spread mixing low-stakes college humor with advertisements targeting middle-class readers, typical of Judge's satirical but relatively gentle editorial approach during this era.
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