Judge — January 24, 1914 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Oh, These Journalists!—Prof—Here’s a story about a man who failed in business and then drowned himself. How would you head that? Embryonic editor—How would ‘Could Not Keep Head above Water’? do? — Coluinbia Jester. He Couldn’t Be Sure—Lawyer—You say you saw this tiara on the lady’s hair? Witness—I said she wore this tiara. L.—But did she wear it on her hair? W.—I don’t know. L.—Look here, sir! No facetiousness! You say yon saw this lady wearing this tiara, and you refuse to state and deny knowing whether or not she wore it on her hair. I wish to call the court’s at- tention to this refusal to answer. W.—I am not refusing to answer. L.—And you say you don’t know whether she wore this on her hair when you saw her wear it? W.—I do not know whether she wore it on her hair. L.—Why do you not know? W.—I am not sure it was her hair she wore under the tiara.—Indianapolis Star. 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