Judge, 1914-01-17 · page 20 of 24
Judge — January 17, 1914 — page 20: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and humor** rather than political satire. It contains: **Advertisements:** Multiple whiskey and spirits ads (Gibson's Rye, Hunter Baltimore Rye, Apollinaris water) dominating the layout—typical of early 20th-century magazines that relied heavily on alcohol advertising. **College Humor Section** ("With The College Wits"): Brief jokes from various college publications (Yale Record, Princeton Tiger, Harvard Lampoon, Dartmouth Jack O'Lantern). These are lighthearted campus humor—a "draft clerk" confused about banking terminology, a student trying to raise mustache funds by borrowing from multiple sources, and gentle romantic/courtship jokes. **Key Point:** There's no discernible political cartoon or social satire here. The page reflects the magazine's mixed commercial and editorial model, with college-oriented humor appealing to its educated, likely upper-class readership. The recurring theme of financial scrappiness among students provides mild social commentary about collegiate life.
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GIBSON'S RYE A WHISKEY OF TRADITIONS RADITIONAL for high quality, absolute purity, satisfying richness, velvety mellowness, delightful fragrance —nearly 80 years the whiskey standard of the world. Every drop of Gibson's is made from selected, matured rye and sparkling sprinj perature, and held in commend the di iginal wood. We especially 1900—the finest old whiskey Always Everywhere Apollinaris “THE QUEEN OF TABLE WATERS” WANTED—AN IDEA! WHO CAN THINK OF SOME simple thing to patent ? | Protect your ideas, they may bring you wealth. Write for “Needed Inventions” and “How to Get Your Patent and Your Money.”. Randolph & Co., Patent Attorneys. Washington, D. C. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Nos. 32, 24 and 36 Bleecker Street Branch Warehouse, 20 Beekman Street, New York ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER Devt. 471 lig uagsgsl, Does 50 Years’ Experience in the skillful distiltation of HUNTER BALTIMORE R YE MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU ? sone R ®xnwoweR? It has brought this finest product of Maryland's famous distilleries upJto the highest standard of pertection THE AMERICAN GCENTLEMAN’S WHISKEY Sold at all first-class cafés and by jobbers, WM. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md. TTL LALA hh ahhh hhh Ahhh bs hhh sh bd hdd bbb hhh hdd ddd bedded SIIIIIISIIIIEISIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEED LMA MMA "SLA RZ With The College Wits Airy Work—‘‘I hear you have a Posi. tion in a bank.” “Yes,” ‘Are you the cashier?"’ “No; I'm the draft clerk."” “Is that right?” “Yes; I open and shut the doors an have charge of the ventilators.’’—Sta,. | ford Chaparral. 1 , On the Face of It—The editor received this letter from a youth: “Kindly tell me why a girl alway closes her eyes when a fellow kisses her,” The editor replied: “If you will send us your photograph, we may be able to tell you the reason.” —Yale Record. Chic Dope—Chicquita—Do you turkey? Henery—No. Chic (aside)—The goose! Hen (aside)—Some chicken! But she had ducked.—Princeton Tiger, CAMBRIDGE PREFERRED BOSTON COMMON Latest Market Report —Harvard Lampoon. Literary Note—Stude—Give me a copy of “Anthony and Cleopatra.”” Salesman—Dollar and a half, please. Stude—I have only seventy-five cents; just give me ‘‘Cleopatra.’’— Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. Defined—3obby—Pa, what is platonic love? Bobby’s pa—Platonic love, my son, is what a man feels when he doesn’t like a woman quite well enough to marry her.— Dartmouth Jack 0° Lantern, Of Slow Growth—Barefaced junior— Yes, I'm trying to raise a mustache, and I’m wondering what color it will be when it comes out. Miss Green—Gray, I should say, at the rate it appears to be growing. — Yale Record. If? If I can get a dollar from my roommate's brother, Bill; If I can borrow fifty cents from Peter, Jack and Jill; If I can sell my overcoat (I've had it but ten days); If I can pawn my watch and ring and set of Ibsen’s plays; If I can make the ticket man believe I’m under four, I can get half way from Cambridge to my happy parent’s door. —Harvard La eomiciroa! «COM In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated.