Judge, 1914-01-17 · page 19 of 24
Judge — January 17, 1914 — page 19: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and satirical filler content** rather than coherent political commentary. The left side advertises champagne and ale using quality-based messaging typical of early 1900s advertising. The center features "The Turned Worm," a mock magazine for men that satirizes **women's suffrage and gender role anxieties**. The satirical headlines mock feminist Emma Goldman, suggest men shouldn't vote, and joke about husbands' domestic complaints—reflecting anti-suffrage sentiment of the era. The short jokes below ("Gould Hold Him," "Very Effective," "The Grafter") are generic humor about control, marital dynamics, and fraud. The right side advertises **pseudo-medical devices**—a "White Cross Electric Vibrator" promising health, strength, and vitality through electrical vibration. This represents the era's dubious medical claims marketed to a desperate public before FDA regulation. Overall, this reflects 1914 anxieties about gender roles, health fads, and consumerism rather than specific political satire.
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A) I Price of Quality does not include ocean freight and import duty or a foreign label. These things add noth- ing to the flavor, life or bouquet of a champagne. Buy quality alone, BOKS Extra D: Chamypag exquisite of bouquet, delicate of flavor, full of sparkle. The dif- ference between the cost of Cook’s and imported champagnes pays ocean freight and import duty. & O55 AMERICAN Ae Wine Co, ST. LOUIS Mfr TINE Sere If you are curious to see what E has made and kept vans famous for 128 years open a bottle anywhere, anytime, and gain wisdom with pleasure. 178 C. H. EVANS & SONS 1914 HUDSON, N. Y. eS THE TURNED WORM, on, The Gent's Office Companion A MAGAZINE CONDUCTED BY LADIES FOR MEN A FEW LEADING FEATURES OF OUR NEXT ISSUE HOW EMMA GOLDMAN WOULD LIKE A YOUNG MAN TO DRESS. LETTERS OF A COLLEGE MAN TO HIS WASH LADY. LITTLE UPLIFT STORIES—By the Ele- vator Man. DOES NOT THE OFFICE DEMAND ALL A MAN'S TIME—Another of our informative articles on the question, “Why Should Men Vote?” CHURCH USHERS SHOULD BE PAID! First article in the “Companion’s”® campaign for justice to men. SIDEWALKS FOR BOYS — By Ruth Smashmore. HOW CAN I MAKE A LITTLE MONEY OUTSIDE THE OFFICE ?—One good-looking young man earned 25 cents an evening escorting spin- sters to church socials—An_ambi- tious city boy sold the National Suffrage Magazine for two months and earned 93 cents. LITTLE ECONOMIES—Nails vs. Suspender- buttons—Gluing patches on clothes —How one bright grocer put peb- bles in the beans— How a clever husband wove an office waste bas- ket from old corset-steels. OFFICE DISCOVE CS =M. Duncan. Gould Hold Him Jeremiah Corcoran and ,his horse and buggy were a familiar combination on the streets—or street—of Homeberg. One day the nag caught the driver napping and started off on a gallop, with Jerry tugging valiantly at the reins, ‘‘What’s the matter, Jerry?”’ called an acquaintance from the sidewalk. ‘‘Can’t you hold him?’’ “Sure, I can hold him,’’ shouted Jerry, still tugging at the lines; ‘‘but I can’t stop him.’’ Very Effective Crawford—I remember your wife used to make you go shopping with her. How did you manage to get out of it? Crabshaw—I made a point to flirt with the pretty salesgirls. The Grafter Ryan— Has he a trade or a profession? Bryan—Neither. He hasacinch. He makes money without working. A Sherbet is made tasty and delightful by using Abbott's Ritiers. Sample of bitters by mail, % cia. in stam C. W. Abbott & Co, Baltimore, Md. lapv.] Here’s Health 5) and Power, ALL YOURS! Strength that is more than mere muscular strength. The strength of perfect health, abundant nerve force—the strength of keen relish is now within your reach through vibation! Nine out of ten people are only half alive. How about yourself? Listen! All the joys of life, .,. Strength and youth may be returned to you by vibration, Send the free coupon for the big new book that will tell you all about it. three of natures greatest cur- ative agents—vibration, faradi and galvanic electric We will send this wonder- ful machine to you on free trial, Feel its health-giving vibrations for yourself. Don’t: be weak. You can bel} strong and healthy if you will by using the White Cross Electric Vibrator. Piecerte . Noe tstTos Xttschonoons” Vibration Is Lif It will chase away the years like magic. Every nerve, every fibre, of your whole body will thoroughly tingle with the forceofyou I fairly throb wi Rich, red blood will be sent coursing throagh every vein and artery, you will be made ‘over—new from head to foot. You'll sleep the health giving restful rR Send the Free Coupon #1100 s. watess Av. Just your name and address a CHICAGO, ILL. on the free coupon or a letter of postcard iscnougl. Weg greElease send me, absolutely willsend younbsolutcly free @ book and prepaid, our new bo 1) piiealtnand Beauty. Wad ekcetrie ree. No obligations of f any kind. Writcatonce,@ ostion of any Kind, Smith Co. Vicctrlovtoves,etc,,6” Wy Dectrcal Dealer's Name to HOTEL ALBERT 11TH STREET AND UNIVERSITY PLACE ‘One Block West of Broadway NEW YORK CITY Close to Wholesale and Retail Dry Goods Districts, Rallread and Steamship Lines MODERN ABSOLUTELY FIREPROOF 300 Rooms (200 with Bath) RATES $1.00 PER DAY UP Excellent Restaurant and Cale Moderate Prices ‘Send for tree illastrated Guide and Map of New York City In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com