Judge, 1913-12-06 · page 35 of 40
Judge — December 6, 1913 — page 35: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and humor filler** rather than political satire. It contains: **Main Content:** - Multiple commercial advertisements (diamond rings, chile mix, watch lighters) - A section titled "With The College Wits"—a humor column featuring jokes reprinted from various college newspapers and magazines **The Jokes:** These are gentle collegiate humor pieces about wordplay and romantic situations—puns about "wool gathering" (sheep theft), "frame of mind" (pretty girls), and a poem about a Dakota freshman whose girlfriend prefers a man with a "motor" (car). **Social Context:** The page reflects early 20th-century concerns: courtship anxieties, automobile culture emerging as status symbol, and collegiate wit as entertainment. The "College Wits" section was a popular Judge feature republishing humor from university publications. **No clear political satire or caricatures are present.** This appears to be a typical Judge interior page mixing product advertisements with lightweight humor content.
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