Judge, 1913-11-08 · page 21 of 26
Judge — November 8, 1913 — page 21: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains **humor columns and period advertisements**, not political cartoons. ## Content: The left side features "With The College Wits"—a Q&A humor section mocking college life. A series of jokes present a father interviewing a young woman as a potential chaperone for his daughter. The humor relies on her admitting to drinking heavily, eating messily ("Raw" turkey), and knowing "fast young men"—making her seemingly unsuitable, yet the father hires her anyway. This satirizes either parental obliviousness or the era's dating culture among the wealthy. Below are miscellaneous one-liners about daily life (peanut vendors, engineers, joy-riding, business encounters) targeting upper-class or educated audiences. ## Advertisements: The right side showcases period products: leather goods, Havana cigars (25¢), Gibson's whiskey, the Hotel Puritan in Boston, and Chartreuse liqueur—all targeting affluent readers during Prohibition's eve or early years. No identified political figures or serious social commentary appears on this page.
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‘With The College Wits Fully Acquainted—Q.—Have you a past? A.—Yes. Q.—Do you drink? .—Like a fish. 9 How do you like the turkey? AW. é. —Will you know when to close your creat A.—They are always closed. @—Do you know any fast young men? A.—Lots. Q—Very well. I shall engage you to chaperon my daughter.—Dartmouth Jack ih Nae Danda Leather Key- Purse ‘With Your Name Stamped In Gold ) 25e Petal | wih et 40c if strane leather with ey ring And your aame handoomely embossed i letters on the purse, Waite, fos for ilh — CATALOG of joods novelties. Thought It Personal Live-wire Make Big Salen DANDA JE. MFG. CO., 82 Joba St., New York iC Peanut butcher—Ice-cold soda pop? onl Uncle Hiram—Don't get fresh with me, Havana Cigars y . French's superb new Cuban Special. New achlevernent in young feller!—Stanford Cha; L. TAN : G cigar quality. ‘Piller of leaves too short to a — ineer- wi CA: the pui _ Educated: Father Has your engineer 0) so ea venue—@ ne cea ner: at a Hefner gor ye ing course taught you anything? Sel fostine eae of exquisite tropic flavor. Agreeably satio- Son—Has it! You ought to see me i fying to smokers of costly Havana operate a corkscrew!—Pennsylvania < Punch Bowl. Joy-riding—Marble Head—Burned the midnight oil last night. Plymouth Rock—Can it be? Marble Head—Yes; had the auto out. —Cornell Widow. s HAS STOOD THE TEST OF AGES AND IS STILL THE FINEST CORDIAL EXTANT At first-class Wine Merchants, Grocers, Hotels, Cafés. Biitjer & Co,, 45 Broadway, New York, N. Yo. Business—Grouch (in street car, speak- ing to neighbor)—Terrible weather! Wonder what kind we'll have to-morrow? Conductor (smiling)—Fare, sir.—Stan- ford Chaparral. Geometrical—‘‘What is his sphere in life?” “Well, judging from the circle of his acquaintances, I'd say he was a rounder."* —California Pelican. Doc Brown—‘‘ What does he do?’’ “He's a coca-cola salesman." “Pretty soft, isn’t it?’’—Ohio Sun- Dial. So Would We—Stout lady—I would like to see a nightgown that would fit me. Salesman — So would I.— Minnesota Minne-Ha-Ha. PEESESELESESESESE SOLS OSESEEESES The piquancy of a Sherbet is attained by using a dash Of Abbott's Withera ‘Sample of bitters by mail, 2 ta in CW, Abbott & Co, Baltimore, Md. (bv) In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE, It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com