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Judge — November 8, 1913 — page 22: Judge, 1913-11-08

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This page is primarily **advertising** rather than political satire. The dominant content features commercial advertisements for whiskey, hotels, and services typical of early 20th-century publications. The main visual element is a **Sunny Brook Whiskey ad** featuring an "Inspector" character endorsing the product as "Pure Food Whiskey" — referencing the Pure Food and Drug Act (1906), which required truthful labeling. The ad's emphasis on government inspection and bonding reflects consumer concerns about product safety and authenticity during this era. The page also includes hotel advertisements (Hotel Imperial, Hotel Earlington) and services like Romeike's Press Cutting Bureau. A poem titled "Passing the Mustard" appears on the right side. Minor humor appears in the "Worry Fiend" and other brief comic anecdotes at bottom—typical filler content for Judge magazine—but this page lacks significant political or social satire. It functions primarily as a revenue-generating advertising page rather than editorial content.

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At sometime or another nearly everyone gets an attack of the ‘‘blues,"’ everything seems to Pp. wrong, and the whole world has a dreary look. at is the time when a little Sunny Brook. —The Pure Food Whiskey—will perform a mag’ Its rich, fragrant bouquet, and mellow it a delicious beverage—every goiden drop pleases the senses and soothes the nerves. Best of all, its ebsolute purity and ficinal properties make ly medic its use perfectly alerts fact, highly beneficial. Sanny Brook—The Pure Food Whiskey—is Bottled In Bond—every bottle bears the Green Government Stamp, so that in addition to the unqualified guarantee by the largest dis world that its quality is unsurpassed, you have the assurance of the U.S, Government straight whiskey, unadulterated, fully ma! nd US Standard 180% oreo distillers of fine whishey in the HOTEL IMPERIAL Broadway, 31st to 32nd Street, New York alin : The Pure-Food hotel of the City. This lineappears at the top of all our mena cards: “Food products that are or preserved by deleterious drugs or otherwise adulterated are not served in the Hotel Imperial” After- theatre supper in the Palm-Room a winter specialty. Adelightfal home for the traveller with fastidious tastes. At the gateway of the City, Herald Square, one block from new Penn, Station, the radial point of all traffic lines, in the midst of the fashionable shopping and theatre district. Send for booklet and schedule of rates, ROBERT STAFFORD COPELAND TOWNSEND Proprietor Manager ‘Telephone Mad. Sq. 6100. [HOTEL _EARLINGTON 27th Street, West of Broadway NEW YORK EUROPEAN PLAN q A Step from Broadway. q Absolutely Fireproof. Q Quiet as a Village at Night. q Your Comfort Our Aim Always. Parlor, Bedroom and Bath, front of house, one person, $2.50; two people, $3.50. Why y more when our service is equalled only yy the best? SINGLE ROOMS, $1.00 RO Press Cutting Bureau, will send you all newspaper clip- | pings which may appear about you, your friends, or any subject on which you may | want to be “up to date."’ Every newspaper and peri- | odical of importance in the United States and Europe | is searched. ‘Terms, $5.00 for 100 notices. HENRY ROMEIKE 106-110 Seventh Avenue New York; CARRIAGE POW POLISHED BRASS. § REL, ‘THE GLAST HEATER CO.569 Temple 8¢ L001 ATED, 98.00, ‘Attractive Illustrated Rooklet Matied Free. tSpringtielé Mass, The Nearness of Nature Nature is no distant dame, All aloofness in her mien; Mistress Nature is the same Unto peasant, unto queen— Yea, the sun of summer sweet, Shuttered from a sheltered crown, Kisses little children’s feet That are bravely bare and brown, They who seek her need not fare Over dim, mysterious hills; Always she is sitting there On our duty window sills. When the traffic hesitates Where the human river poura, Nature creeps through city gates, Knocking at our city doors. Nature plants courageous grass In the cobbled marketplace, Where the weary thousands pass, Bent of form and sad of face. She comes, creeping, creeping 80 From the country unawares, With her roses in a row And her ivy on the stairs, Only just a little way, Alley first and avenue, Out a road of sturdy clay Mistress Nature beckons you. Very near the busy mart, Very near the huts of men, Nature waits with merry heart— Let her make you glad again! —Douglas Malloch, in American Lum. berman. The Worry Fiend—‘‘He’s always find- ing something new to worry about.’* “What's his latest?”” “He's afraid that if beef goes to a dollar a pound, his doctor will prescribe it three times a day.""—Atlanta Consti- tution, Of Little Value—Young mother—The question is, Mr. Bache, what are we go- ing to make out of baby? Mr. Bache-—I can’t see a cent in him. If he only had two heads or three legs, now, he would pay dividends.—Kansas City Times. Certainly!—‘‘But listen a moment, Ma- tilda. Don’t you think a good husband ought to tell his wife of her faults?” ‘*Lysander, a good husband doesn’t ‘think his wife has any faults.’’—Chicago Tribune. Guaranteed—‘‘There is one matrimonial net which seldom fails to catch the fem- inine fish.”” “*What is it?’’ “A coronet.’’—San Francisco Chronicle. A Riot—Eddie—My father put down a disturbance last night. Freddie—Is that right? Eddie —Yes; he ate a Welsh rabbit.— Yonkers Statesman. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE, It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com nt wemem ise