Judge, 1913-11-01 · page 18 of 24
Judge — November 1, 1913 — page 18: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising with a small humor section**. The main content includes: **Advertisements:** - Beeman's Pepsin Gum (claiming to be "the Original") - Congress Bicycle Playing Cards - A correspondence course for aspiring cartoonists by Eugene Zimmerman - G. & W. Canadian Whisky - The Keeley Institute (a treatment center for "Liquor and Drug Users") **The Humor Section** ("With The College Wits") contains jokes from various college humor magazines (Cornell, Wisconsin, Dartmouth, etc.). These are mild, innocent college jokes—puns about relationships, professors, and wordplay—typical of early 1900s collegiate humor. They're largely self-explanatory to modern readers, though the references to "chaperons" and dance-floor propriety reflect period gender norms. **No political satire or social commentary** appears on this page. It's a straightforward advertising and light humor publication, representative of Judge magazine's mixed content format.
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