Judge, 1913-11-01 · page 19 of 24
Judge — November 1, 1913 — page 19: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising and humor page** from Judge's 1913-1914 issue. The main content includes: **Advertisements:** Tailor services (Stanley-Rogers), Club Cocktails, and correspondence law schools dominate the layout—typical early 20th-century marketing. **Humor Pieces:** Short jokes and witticisms fill the margins: - "Passing the Mustard" by S.E. Kiser: A domestic comedy about a wife's habit of searching her sleeping husband's pockets, mimicking her old bread-making gesture - Various one-liners about preachers avoiding half-cent coins (weak collections), lawyers, maiden speeches, and marital dynamics - Edgar A. Guest's "Flashlights": Moralizing aphorisms about prejudice, enthusiasm, and relationships **The Satire:** These pieces gently mock domestic life, marriage economics, and human nature—typical Judge fare offering mild social commentary wrapped in sentimental or humorous packaging. Nothing explicitly political appears here; the page reflects period attitudes about gender roles and consumer aspirations rather than current events.
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STANLEY-ROGERS COMPANY S049835 Bo, Clark Street Chicago, Ilinots World's Foremost Credit Tailors for Men "THERE'S many a man who has built a rare reputation as a mix- ologist who lets us do his mixing for him and keeps his sideboard stocked with Club Cocktails. Made from better materials thana bar cocktail i Softened by aging before bottling—as no bar cocktail a Dealers Passing the Mustard Force of Habit When Dorothy was making bread, In maiden days long years ago, Her rolled-up sleeves showed arms of snow, Dimpled and round. Her cheeks aglow, She never quite so happy seemed As when her hands were in the dough. Dear Dorothy is older now, But habits cling to friend and foe; While hubby sleeps, she, lying low, Will through his bulging pockets go, And never quite so happy seems As when her hands are in the dough. —S. E. Kiser, in Chicago Record-Herald. Would Be Smaller—‘* Who are opposing the coinage of half cents?"” “‘I suspect the preachers are Lack of it, and I don’t blame them. Collections are small enough now.’’—Louisville Courier- Journal. Plenty — Lawyer—The cross-examina- tion did not seem to worry you. Have you had any previous experience? 4 Client —Six children.— Kansas City Star. Her Mistake—‘‘What is a young man’s maiden speech, pa?’’ “His first one, my dear.”” “Dear me! I thought it was a pro- posal !’’—Baltimore American. ‘Gosh! What makes “I think it must be the band on his hat.""—Indianapolis Star. Flashlights Prejudice is one of the worst foes good judgment has to contend with. Nothing spoils a genius quite so quickly as the discovery that he is one. When her mother and father insist on occupying the parlor Sunday evenings, a young woman is always eager to take her sweetheart to church, Some men are courteous in the same way that they wear a dress suit—as though it hurt. It may be hard to please a woman, but that's no excuse for not trying to occa- sionally. It’s hard to convince a bill collector that there’s something more than money to think of in this world. Enthusiasm is what keeps a man at work when every one else has gone to the ball game. The woman who marries for money sooner or later discovers that she'd rather have attention. It is impossible to like everybody we know, but it’s possible to confine our conversation to the people we do like. | And it’s unfair to condemn a man be- cause we don’t happen to approveof him. —Edgar A. Guest, in Detroit Free Press, How Would $5000 a Year Suit You? You could do a lot, couldn’t you, with an income like that? A nice comfortable living — your summers at the Lakes or the Sea Shore— acquaintance with big men in business—influ- ence and social position —in fact, you experience the joy of REAL living. Don’t Turn This Page — if you are looking for a Job of this i Kind £r. or if progress is slow in your present job. 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