Judge, 1913-10-11 · page 14 of 24
Judge — October 11, 1913 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains a six-panel comic strip titled "A Put-up Job: The Moral of Which is, Don't Get Stung," depicting what appears to be a robbery or hold-up scenario with a rescue and comedic denouement. The strip's narrative involves criminals, a victim, and an intervention—the "rescue act" mentioned—that goes awry. Below are three unrelated brief joke items typical of Judge's satirical humor circa 1914: 1. **"Good Business Reason"**: An immigrant accordion player admits he's paid *not* to play—mocking both street musicians and public annoyance with noise. 2. **"1914 Model"**: A father describes his newborn baby using automobile specifications (wheel base, lamps, horn), satirizing the era's obsession with automobiles and mechanization. 3. **"Saves Wear"**: A servant-keeping joke playing on class dynamics and clothing fit—implying the employer and servant are drastically different sizes. The humor relies on immigrant dialect, anti-modern sentiment, and servant-class stereotypes typical of early 20th-century American satire.
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JUDGE'S MOTION PICTURES HIMSELF WITH HIS SWEETHEART WiTHOuT SUCCESS @” — Me) os LO THE RESCUE ACT, AND YOU GUYS MAKE YOUR- SELVES SCARCE PASSED BY THE BOARD of CENSORSHIP Rae George Carlson A Put-up Job: The Moral cf Which is, Don’t Get Stung Good Business Reason «BUT WHY,” asked the observer of men of the itinerant musician, “why do you play an accordion? Nobody likes the accordion any more."’ “‘Ah, signor, I hava da reason. Da peep who no lika da accord pay me da big mon to stoppa ma noise.’’ 1914 Model Friend—I suppose this is even a more remarkable baby than the one you had last year. Auto fiend—Oh, you bet he is! Far better model. Got a longer wheel base, a better pair of lamps and a very much louder horn. Saves Wear «WY DO YOU keep such a careless servant?” “She is theonly one that my clothes wouldn't fit.’" In a gathering of women a phonograph is an unnecessary added attraction. comicbooks.com