Judge, 1913-08-09 · page 20 of 24
Judge — August 9, 1913 — page 20: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, with minimal satirical content. The main cartoon depicts a flapper woman in 1920s dress, accompanying jokes about college students and social life. The humor reflects Jazz Age anxieties: college students eagerly leave for summer but paradoxically celebrate returning in fall (suggesting ambivalence about education). Other college-themed jokes mock student life and courtship—a girl using a boyfriend as "carfare," a minister who "marries for money," and various puns about automobiles and social pretension. The advertisements—for Hotel Dresden, Evans' Ale, cruise lines, and a paper warehouse—dominate the page. They target affluent readers planning vacations and social outings, typical of Judge's audience. The "College Wits" section reprints humorous submissions from college magazines (Stanford Chaparral, Cornell Widow, Dartmouth Jack o' Lantern), a common Judge feature. Overall, the page reflects 1920s consumer culture and youthful social trends rather than sustained political satire.
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Try One of Our Dry oe Marti gular Be (medion), Martini jt Mashatar Reel Manhatt. Atall as G.F.Heublein & Bro. Sole Prop’s. New York Londen HOTEL DRESDEN 149-51 West 44th St. NEW YORK 100 Feet East of Broadway In the Heart of Everything In the Center of the Club, Theatrical and Hotel District Suites of Parlor, Bedroom and Bath— 83,00, $4.00, $5.00 per day. Single Room and Bath—$2.00, 82.50 per day. ATTRACTIVE WEEKLY RATES Phone—Bryant 1463 J. Carl Tucker, Prop. Lake George is Thirty- Two Miles Long Its wooded, lovely shores are known throughout America for their delights—delights provided both by Nature and by the social life of its summer residents. The Lake George region is made accessible by means of the convenient and comfortable ¢ Delaware & Hudson * “H, Accommodations here offer the widest 4 range of choice imaginable. There are hotels providing all the luxurious appoint. ments of metropolitan establishments. There are bun- galows, cottages, camps, country houses. Rates vary to meet all individual inclinations. Summer Para/ise”—an illustrated 384-page book —will tell you everything you want to know regarding It’s interesting from cover to cover—help- eat aid in making up your mind where to go mmer. Sent gratuitously upon receipt of 6 cents postage. A. A. HEARD, G. P. A.. Albany, N.Y. N. ¥. City Information Bureau, 1354 Bway THE DELAWARE & HUDSON LINES With The College Wits Why Is It? What makes the student dance and shout And wave his hat that way? He’s glad that college has let out, So he can get away. If he’s so glad to leave it all, I wish you would explain— Why will he dance and shout next fall Because he's back again? —Stanford Chaparral. Thirty Cents—Mother—Have you any- thing to pay carfare with? Daughter—Yes, mother; [have George. —California Pe A New Version On with the dance! Let joy be unre- fined !—Hobart Herald, Of Negative Value—Professor Sabre—I had my picture taken to-day, doc. Dr. Sicksleiter—Who on earth would steal a thing like that?—Dartmouth Jack o' Lantern, He Au-to—Landaulet—Why does Dan- dee wear that top-hat when he goes queening? Limousine—Oh, that’s what he calls his spark plug.—Stanford Chaparral Licensed—'‘I have a friend who just marries for money.” “Why, how disgraceful !”” “No, not exactly. You see, he’s a minister.’’— Cornell Widow, Fragile, Handle with Care—Madam Par- venu—What is your boy doing now? Madam Lineage—He’s in a new venture —operating in Dresden china. Madam Parvenu--My goodness! I al- ways thought Dresden was a German city! —Dartmouth Jack o’ Lantern, Saphead—Prof.—Jones is asleep. Will some one tap him on the head? F. R.—Don’t do it. You'll flood aie oat“ Davtnouth Jack 0’ Lantern, Wine Jelly when favored with Abbott's Bitters te made more deliehtfal and healthful Sample of bitters by Seta in stamps C. W. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md. \You will go farther and fare better if you take along a supply of old reliable vans’ r\le on that outing. In the camp or on the hike it makes you independent of all discomfort or disappointment ‘and always saves the day—and night. A thirst or a grouch cannot exist within its radius, All dealers or C.H. EVANS & SONS, Hudson, N.Y, GRAND CRUISE the WoNoearur Including berth and — ecial Bates for September tober. Viathe RED CROSS LINE The most novel, b and delightful vacation cruise from New Yorks vane Halifax, Nova Scotia, and St. John’s, Newfoundland Splendid Fishing and Hunting New speciaily built tourist steamships ‘’Stephano” ant “plorizel™ have every modern device for eafety and comfer, Wond-rful scenes in foreign Americ VACATION CORRESPONDENCE ‘a pleasure. if soa hace @ eneth, enay-writg “VULCAN” INK PENCIL. with each pee Order ¢ toda, 1 By mail vostoa’ J. J. ULLRICH & CO., 3F Thaaes St. New York Six month's supply of ink HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Noa, 22, 24 and 36 Bleecker Street Branch Warehouse, 20 Beekman Street, New York ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE. TO ORDER BUY A COPY OF = THE — MAGAZINE FUN FOR AUGUST “It Chases the Grouch” It is a hacpy publication, full of brightness, wit and humor. You'll get lots more than 1" cents worth of pleasure out of the paper. On all newsstands, trains and steamships. 10¢ a copy $1.00 a year The Best Traveling Companion. LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fifth Avenue lew York In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com