Judge — July 26, 1913 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Her “Wire” ‘OU’D better wire me when you get “(E" there, so I will know that every- thing is all right,”’ said Higgins, as he kissed his wife and three children good-by ‘on the car in which they were to, journey to the vacation resort at which they were to remain six weeks. The next morning he received the desired ‘wire.’ It read as follows: “Dear Tom—We arrived here safely after a hot and tiresome ride. Tommy got dreadfully earsick, and Maizie hada sick headache most of the way, and I had my hands full taking care of them. Then the baby got tired and hot and fretted a great deal, so it was rather a hard journey for all of us. They didn’t pat on any dining-car until two o'clock inthe afternoon, and we nearly starved. Then, when they did put on the diner, it was nearly an hour before I could get a table for all four of us. The food was the poorest I ever ate in a dining-car and the prices the highest. I heard one man say that he thought it was a regular case of graft. But we are here now and have qaite pleasant rooms, although they are not on the beach or water side of the house. But, then, we will be in our rooms so little that it does not make very much difference where our rooms are. Be sure and come down Friday and stay over Sunday, and don't forget what Itold you about watering my plants and seeing to it that the house is locked care- fally every time you leave it. You are s careless about such things. Now I must get the children to bed, and they should have been in bed before this, but Iwanted to wire you as you suggested, and now Ihave done so. Lovingly, “*Mary.’” “Nine dollars and eighty cents to pay on it,” said the messenger boy, as he banded Higgins the book for his signature. “Geewhillikens! The next time I tell a woman to ‘wire’ me anything!’? said Higgins. “But what if it had been a ablegram? It would have been bank- raptey for me!'" —Mar Merv His Plea The Hon. John R. Boomwaller, the well-known statesman, having arisen in the middle of the night and discovered hk Judson, an undesirable citizen of Senegambian descent, in his hen house, proceeded to upbraid him lustily. “But, uh-hol’ on, Hon’able! Loogy mha minute; dess loogy yuh, sah!’’ ex- postulated the malefactor. ‘I owns right up dat yo’s kotch me in de act— mssah, I knowledges de cawn—but dess lemme 'scusably ax yo’, sak: As yo’ isa sembuh o’ de Legislater—and a pow’ful i When beer is pure there is nothing more healthful. no biliousness. Schlitz kept pure. is not Pure beer brings no _after-effect, only made pure but is Light starts decay even in pure beer. tection against light. Dark glass gives the best pro- The Brown Bottle protects Schlitz purity from the brewery to your glass. Perhaps if you, too, would drink Schlitz — Schlitz in Brown Bottles — you would have an altogether different idea about beer. Schlitz in Brown Bottles should be your regular beer. See that crown or cork is branded ‘‘Schlitz.’* The Beer That Made Milwaukee Famous, Press Cutting Bureau willsend yoo all newspaper clippings friends, or any subject on which you may want to be to date.” Every newspaper and periodical of importance in the United States and Europe is searched. Terms, $5.00 for 100 notices. Henny Rowe:ke, 106-110 Seventh Avenue, New York. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Ne 2. 34 and 36 Bleecker Street ehouse, 20 Beekman Street, New York ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER $7.50 which may appear about you. your | [J iP Here’s Your Big PANE Get into this big paying profession Be SG Tondreds of operators are making over 813 weekly. IP a Yeo can do as welloy hier Ifyou wart now, the ttt time of the year XD POST CARD GUN w TITERATIONNL MYTAL & FERRO CO. three boars this morning. 2516 W. 12th St, Caleage, I Pempous one, dey tells me, too!—how Yayo’ find it in yo’ heart to holler dis- way at a po’, mizzable, ignunt nigger, fir tryin’ to make a dishonest dime or so inde on’y way he knows how?”" SALESMEN 2thingtma!! towns Whotettme or Site- Hee, should carry our fast-selling pocket side-line. Special sales pian allowing return of unsold goods, Makes quick, easy sales. $4.00 commission on each order. SOMETHING ENTIRELY NEW. Write for outfit today. CANFIELD MFG. CO., 208 Sigel St., Chicago, Ill, COMING SMOKERS’ NUMBER of JUDGE ‘TEN CENTS Order in Advance from Your Newsdealer In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE, It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com