Judge — July 26, 1913 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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New York Lendon Passing the Mustard In Style by Accident—Agnes—Where did you get the new slit dress? Carrie—It is my old hobble; I got the slit in it stepping from a street car this morning.— Youngstown Telegram. Bright Side—‘‘He always tries to see the bright side.’”” “What's happened?” “He was run down by an automobile yesterday and almost killed, yet the first thing he said when he regained conscious- ness was, ‘Gee whiz! after fifteen years I've got a chance to. cash in on an acci- dent policy!’ '"— Detroit Free Press. The Outsiders—‘‘ Why don’t you join in cleaning up our fair bias “What's the use The suburbanites will track mud right into town again.’ —Baltimore American, He Meant Well—Old aunt (despond- ently)—Well, T shall not be a nuisance to you much longer. Nephew (reassuringly)—Don’t talk like that, aunt. You know you will.—Boston Transcript. Bound To Be Heard—Anna—What do you suppose makes that baby cry so aw- fully loud? Grace—Why, both of its parents are hard of hearing, you know.— Yonkers Statesman. Described — Tommy — Pa, what would you call a motor cycle? Tommy's pa—A motor cycle, my son, is an ordinary bicycle driven crazy by an overindulgence in gasoline.—Newburgh News. Made Up for It—Fay—The Widow Dash- away’s husband didn’t leave her much when he died, did he? Ray—No; but he left her very often when he was alive.— Philadelphia Record, Bibulous—‘‘Those fakers can’t make spirits appear.”’ ‘*Maybe not; but you ought to see how they can make spirits disappear!’’—Bal- timore American, Proved It—Muggins—Longbow boasts that he never tells the truth. Ruggins—Don't you believe him. He’s an infernal liar.—Philadelphia Record. Domestic Amenities—‘‘I was a fool ever to marry you!’’ sobbed Mrs, Winks, “Now, my dear,’’ said Winks nobly, ‘‘I cannot permit you to take the blame for that. It was I who was the fool for ever asking you. The mistake was not yours, but mine.’’—Harper’s Weekly. What a Relief!—‘‘I like to wander in the park.’” “The birds sing sweetly.” “Yes; and they never sing ragtime.’’ —Pittsburgh Post. lquancy of a Sherbet Is attained by using a dash Bitters, “Samph tte ot A stamps. C. W, Abbott 4 Co, S TEND ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. Right at Cheises Fashionable Bathing Beach. Hey you find rest in abu ce. The ocean rolls and eur right up to—and u the hotel piazza, its muses grand and soothing. Distinctly, the Ostend has the finest location on the Beach. Within easy. welkieg distance and roller chair ride to the center of life asl kaiety for which Atlantic City is famous, The Hotel is equipped with everything necessary f human comfort and caters to the best patronage. All baths, private and public, have hot and cold ree ning, fresh and sea water. Whe the temperature jy highest and cities hot and grimy the Ostend is the esa est and most comfortable hotel in Atlantic City, Rows large, airy, and 95 per cent. of them overlook the ocean, Special rates to ingle men. : Rates are reasonable Write for booklet and reservation DAVID P. RAHTER, Proprietor and Manager HOTEL OSTEND, ATLANTIC CITY, N.1. Lake George is Thirty- Two Miles Long Its wooded, lovely shores are known throughest America for their delichts—delights provided both ty Nature and by the social life of its summer residents, The Lake George region is made accessible by means of the convenient and comfortable Delaware & Hudson oh to meet all individual inclinations, ‘A Summer Paradise”—an illustrated 284-page book —will tell you everything you want to know regarding @ vacation, It's interesting from cover to cover—bel> ful—a great aid in making up your mind where tom this summer. Sent gratuitously upon receipt of 6 cents postage. A. A. HEARD, G. P. A., Albany, N. Y. N. Y. City Information Bureau, 1354 B'way THE DELAWARE & HUDSON LINES HOTEL ARLINGTON 18-20 West 25th St. Sust off Broadway and Madison Square New York Twelve-story fireproof building—handsomely far nished Rooms—modern in all respects. In the centre of the shopping and theatrical sections Booklet, Rates $1.00 per day up. E, W. AUSTIN, Mer. V. A. AUSTIN, Pron In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com