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This page is primarily **advertising and humor content**, not political satire. The main cartoons are in the "Stories with Smiles" section—mild comedic anecdotes rather than political commentary: 1. **"Wasted Apology"**: A forgetful professor calls a woman to apologize for appearing collarless, only to discover she wasn't even out of the house that day. The humor relies on absent-minded-professor stereotypes. 2. **"Young, but Discreet"**: An unattractive visitor asks a child's opinion of his appearance; the child tactfully avoids answering. The joke plays on social awkwardness and children's honesty. The page is dominated by **commercial advertisements**—watch cases, jewelry, and travel promotions. The Burlington Watch Company ad emphasizes affordable payment plans ($2.50/month), typical of early 20th-century installment purchasing marketing. **No significant political references or social satire appears here.** This represents Judge's lighter content focused on domestic humor and consumer advertising rather than the satirical political commentary the magazine was known for.

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It will * 19th St. and Marshall Bivd. © Dept. 247 CHICAGO % Teper hout ob- * . your free x *, lington Watch Company © 19th Street and * Marshall cee So gether Dept. 247Y roe ‘era Tit atetelanton ee ote, % Bur oF $2.50.8 month offer on the *! tna "model Darlington % * ao *, = % Stories with Smifes Wasted Apology—The professor of phi- losophy, absentminded and full of en- thusiasm, came into the sitting-room. **What a beautiful woman Mrs. Ray- mond is!"’ he exclaimed. ‘‘I have just had such jeasant talk with her in the book store His wife looked up from her sewing. *‘John,"’ she exclaimed, ‘where is your collar?’’ The professor of philosophy put his hand to his throat. ‘I must have left it at the barber shop. Yes, that’s it. I went to the barber shop, then to the book store. Why,’’ he ended lamely, ‘‘Mrs. Raymond would think it very careless of me to appear in public without my col- lar, wouldn't she?’’ “Rather,” said his wife. ‘*Perhaps you had better call her up and tell her just how it happened.’” “Exactly,’’ said the professor. The professor went to his telephone. “Hello, Central, hello! Hello! Is this Mrs. Raymond? Yes? Well, really, it was very stupid of me, Mrs. Raymond; but, you know, I had been thinking of something very important, and I quite forgot to put on my collar. I—oh!—ah! —good-by ! The professor suddenly hung up the re- ceiver. He gave utterance to a mild ex- clamation. “John !'’ exclaimed his wife. “She says she hasn’t been out of the house to-day,’’ groaned the professor.— Philadelphia Ledger. Young, but Discreet—A certain man, who lives in a suburban town in north Jersey, is no beauty. He is not only long and angular, but has a face and com- plexion that neither pale blue, sky yellow nor any other color in dress effect will attune to. One day the aforesaid party called to see an acquaintance, and, while waiting for him to appear in the parlor, was en- tertained by the little eight-year-old son. “Well, what do you think of me?” asked the caller, after conversing several minutes, Instead of replying, the boy turned aside and thoughtfully hung his head. “You haven't answered me,”’ smilingly persisted the caller. ‘‘Aren’t you going to tell me what you think of me?”’ S TEND ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. “Where the Surf Sings You to to Sleep” Right at Chel Fashionable Bathing Beach. Here you find rest in abundance. The ocean rolls and surges right up to—and under the hotel piazza, its music ts grand and soothing. Distinctly, the Ostend has the finest location on the Beach. Within easy walkisg distance and roller chair ride to the center of life and gaiety for which Atlantic City is famous. The Hotel is equipped with everything necessary for human comfort and caters to the best patronage, All baths, private and public, have hot and cold rur- ning, fresh and sea water. When the temperature is highest and cities hot and grimy the Ostend is the cocl- est and most comfortable hotel in Atlantic City. Rooms large, airy, and 95 per cent. of them overlook the ocean, Special rates to single men. Rates are reasonable Write for booklet and reservation DAVID P. RAHTER, Proprietor and Manager HOTEL OSTEND, ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. Away from the beaten track. Come to the Adirondacks. The Ddaware, & Hudson Gateway to a Summer Paradise. Breathe the tonic air—air fm- grant of spruce and balsam. Give | t tains a a rest you—to invigorate you—to build you up again. Hundreds of places to stay—charges to suit every inclination—all described in detail in one of the most practical books could possibly have. It is called Paradise.” Send cents postage and a copy will be mailed to you. A. A. HEARD, G. P. A., Albany, N. Y. N. Y. City Information Bureau, 1354 B'way IT WAS NOT HIS PERSONALITY THAT won the best girl in town, but the handsome diamond ring he bought on credit at Loftis Bros. & Co., Diamond Merchants and Jewelers, Dept. No. B-874, Chicago, Ill. Send for catalog willsend you all newspaper clippings | friends, or any subject on which you may want to be “w to date.” Every newspaper and periodical of importance in the United States and Europe is searched. Terms $5.00 for 100 notices. HENRY ROMEIKE. 106-110 Seventh Avenue, New York. “MY WIFE AND I HAVE PARTED.” “That's easily fixed. Send her a diamond ring or La Valliere from Loftis Bros. & Co., the IF YOU ARE A “PROGRESSIVE” YOU'LL own and wear the emblem of progress—a genu- ine diamond. Big bargains on credit _at Loftis Bros. & Co., Diamond Merchants, Dept. No. B-874, Chicago, Ill. Send for catalog. “‘No, sir,’’ returned the youngster. “Do you suppose that I want to get a licking ?""—Philadelphia Telegraph. Speeding Him—Mr. Weerius was mak- ing a call. ‘*I never take any chances with holdup men,” he remarked, looking at his watch to fill up a pause in the con- versation. ‘‘When I am likely to be out late at night, I always carry my dollar watch, ‘‘Why, there’s no danger this time, is there?”’ smiled his hostess. ‘‘It’s only nine o'clock, and it certainly won't take Press Cutting Bureau nant develop bor oe on will develop your H ialoat rita for talog C tate : bool ot Drawing. Wash. D.c A GENTLE HINT: “SHE'S AN UP-TO- date girl.” “How's that?” “She wears a dia- mond engagement ring from Loftis Bros. & Co., ie the Credit House, Dept. No. B-874, Chicago,) you more than half an hour to get home. Diamond Credit House, Dept. No. B-874, Chicago, Il.” Send for jewelry catalog. —Chicago Tribune. jl. Send for catalog. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com