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This page is primarily **advertisements and filler content**, not political satire. The main section, "With The College Wits," contains **humor definitions and jokes about college life**—targeting early 20th-century university experiences. The "Definitions" mock student types: freshmen as anxious newcomers, sophomores as insufferable, seniors as burned-out, and co-eds (female students) as marriage-focused. The jokes are mild romantic humor typical of the era. The cartoon "Oh, George! You Stop!" depicts a **flirtation scenario**, playing on the tension between romantic advance and social propriety—standard college dating humor of the period. Surrounding this are genuine advertisements for whiskey, soap, hotels, and patent medicines (Mothersill's seasickness remedy, Allen's Foot-Ease), reflecting Judge's revenue model. There is **no discernible political content** on this page—it's entertainment and advertising targeting an educated, affluent readership.

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Things have changed. The old stage coach has given place tothe automobile. There are thousands ‘of roadside taverns where there were bundreds before. Yet all of them and the palatial city hotels find Old Overholt Rye “Same for 100 Years” as popular as it was a century ago. Honestly made from the best Penn- sylvania Rye and pure mountain water. Aged in charred Pears’ Soap has never offered premiums to in- duce sales. It is, in itself, aprize for the complexion. Established in 1789, 1,000 Island House ALEXANDRIA BAY Jefferson County New York IN THE HEART OF THE THOUSAND ISLANDS N the most enchanting spot in all America, where nature's charms are rarest, all the delights of modern civilization are added in the 1,000 Island House. No hotel of the Metropolis provides greater living facilities or such luxurious comfort-- real HOME comfort —as does this palatial Summer retreat. An amusement for every hour, or quiet, complete test, is the choice of every guest. All Drinking Water Used in the House is Filtered Send two 2-cent stamps for Illustrated Booklet. 0.G. STAPLES, Proprietor WILLIAM H. WARBURTON, Mgr. With The College Wits Such Is Life Stude, Crude, Skirt, Flirt. Rejection, Dejection. Heartstrong, Headstrong. Roses, Proposes. = = “Oh, George! You Stop!” —California Pelican, Definitions Man—An object of pity. Sophomore—A distressing malady, con- tracted in infancy and attended by grow- ing pains in the knees, head and other joints of the body. Freshman—A cause of apology; a per- son of distrust; one who takes the back steps. See Tradesman. Also, a handy article in large houses, Senior—A state of mind. A dreadful spectacle. The accumulation of years. Co-ed—A human being, sometimes wrongfully suspected of having heavenly origin. One who has an object in life. See Marriage. Prof.—An abbreviation derived from a word of doubtful meaning. Friend—A common saying. Bills—Practical reminders of pleasant times. Campus — Derived from the Latin, meaning to camp. An auto speedway. Promise—A handy way of escape. The golden carrot hung before the donkey.— California Pelican, She Did Not Scare Him Off—Jealous one —So you screamed when Jack tried to kiss you? Other one—I did nothing of the kind! Jealous one—But I heard you. Other one—Oh, that was not until after he had kissed me.—ZIllinois Siren. Sulced Oranges with a dash of Abbott's Bitters are gpretising and healthful Sample of Bitters 22 Cta in stampa. "CW. abbott & Ca, Baltimore, Ma. FASICKNES s Prevented—Stopped OTHERSILL'S, after thorough tests, is now officially adopted by practically all the Great Lakes and New York Steamship Companies running south, and many Transatlantic Lines. Four years ago Mr. Mothersill gave a personal demonstra- tion of his remedy on the English Channel, Irish Sea and the Baltic, and received unqualified endorsement from leading papers and such people as Bishop Taylor Smith, Lord Northeliff, and hosts of doctors, bankers and professional men. Letters from personages of international renown— people we all know—together with much valuable information, | are contained in an attractive booklet, which will be sent free f your name and address, uaranteed not to contain cocaine, morphine any coal-tar products. 60 c ficient for twenty-four hours, $1.00 box for a Transatlantic | voyage. Your druggist keeps Mothersill's or will obtain it for you from his wholesaler. If you have any trouble getting the genuine, send direct to the Mothersill Remedy Co., 404 Henry Smith Bldg., Detroit, Mich. Also at 19 St. Bride Street, London; Montreal, New York, Paris, Milan, Hamburg. The Man who put the EEs in FEET Look for This Trade-Mark Picture on the Label when buying ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE The Antiseptic Powder to be shaken into the shoes for Tender, Aching, Swollen Feet. The standard remedy’ for the feet for a Quarter Century. 30,000 testimonials. Sold everywhere, 25c. Sample FREE. Address, ALLEN S. OLMSTED, Le Roy, N. Y. HOTEL EARLINGTON 27th Street, West of Broadway NEW YORK ‘Trade-SMark. EUROPEAN PLAN q@ A Step from Broadway. Q Absolutely Fireproof. Quiet as a Village at Night. q Your Comfort Our Aim Always. Parlor, Bedroom and Bath, front of house, one person, $2.50; two people, $3.50.. Why y more when our service is equalled only bY the best? SINGLE ROOMS, $1.00 E. W. WARFIELD, Manager In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com