Judge, 1913-07-05 · page 18 of 24
Judge — July 5, 1913 — page 18: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and filler content** rather than political satire. The dominant elements are commercial ads for watches (Burlington Watch Company), hotels (Hotel Albert, Hotel Ostend), and consumer products (Pears' Soap). The only substantive satirical text is a brief piece titled "A Sure Sign"—a short joke about a man named Snubbins worried his garden will fail because neighbors' chickens show no interest in it. This is mild domestic humor, not political commentary. The "Country Board" section consists of loosely connected Biblical quotes about hospitality and rest, seemingly filler material. **Overall assessment**: This appears to be a typical Judge magazine page circa 1912-1913, where editorial satire shared space with lucrative advertising. The political content, if any existed on this particular page, is minimal—the magazine's satirical punch would have appeared elsewhere in the issue.
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Sent on ape x FREE ship the watch i y nothing—not % ne cent, unless you want the *% offer after seeing atl thor Book Coupon % po inspecting the Burlington % Write for FREE Catalog Watch Company es 19th St. and Marshall Bivd, © Dept. 247 cHICAGG © free book. It will ts aboot wateh ‘e Burlington Watch Company 19th Street and Marshall Boulevard Dept. 247Y CHICAGO HOTEL ALBERT 11TH STREET AND UNIVERSITY PLACE One Block West of Broadway NEW YORK CITY Close to Wholesale and Retall Dry Goods Districts, Rallread and Steamship Lines MODERN ABSOLUTELY FIREPROOF 300 Rooms (200 with Bath) RATES $1.00 PER DAY UP Excellent Restaurant and Cate Moderate Prices ted Galde and Map of New York City Send for tree Must a well-known watering place in Illinois. Received a large vote, his personal popu- larity alone pulling the ticket through into second place, which was a full vin- dication of himself, since the second place was all he wasrunning for. Having held onto his governorship during this period, he returned in triumph to California, ut- tering, as he went, these famous words, “I'd rather be in right than Vice-Presi- dent!" Backed by the tremendous vote of con- fidence received in the presidential cam- paign of 1912, and feeling strong in the righteousness of his cause, declared war on Japan in the spring of 1913, and in the course of several hot verbal engagements with the proletariat of Tokio on one side, and a Democratic administration on the other, gained considerable renown as a warrior of valor and a marksman of great accuracy, every shot propelled by his rapid-fire verbosity in the direction of the Orient mowing down thousands of Japanese agitators, who struggled vainly to return the fire, but, owing to the high cable tolls, were unable to hit closer than Washington, D. C. Will probaby rank in history with such great warriors as Don Quixote, who, alone and unaided, smashed every windmill within twenty miles of his home; Bombastes Furioso, or even Falstaff, who, without a navy, marched fearlessly to the front and re- turned with his appetite unimpaired. Address, He-Ho-Hi-Hum, Sacramento, Cal.. Horace Dodd Gastit. Country Board Crccors That they may re: —Revelations 14:13. And, behold, a woman. —Luke 7:37. Laid wait... in the wilderness,— Lamentations 4:19. And she brought them into her house. . . « So they did eat and drink and lodged there.—Judges 19: 3-4. Went up into an upper room.—Acts 1:13, There shall not be room enough.—Mal- achi 3:10, She hath also furnished her table.— Proverbs 9:2. She bringeth her food from afar.— Proverbs 31:14. Full of swarms of flies. —Exodus 8; 21. When they fled away, . . . they They shall no more sojourn there. entations 14:15. Neither is there any rest in their bones. —Psalm 38:3. ore) from their labors. Lam- Harvey Peake. A Sure Sign Mr. Subbubs—l'm afraid our garden is going to be a failure. Mrs. Subbubs—Why do you think so? Mr. Subbubs—Even the neighbors’ chickens don’t seem to take any interest in it. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE, It will be appreciated. alth gre oft Vv you hav the pla of | wal sto hes wo | ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. , we “Where the Surf Sings You to Sleep” |} the a a coe ee coe ae ee ‘Sa Right at Chelsea’ ‘ashionable Bathing Beach. Here 4 you find rest in abundance. The ocean rolls and re right up to—and under the hotel piazza, ‘sor grand and soothing. Distinetly, the Ostend hi he % tion on the Beach. Within easy walking rig distance and roller chair ride to the center of life and wh gaiety for which Atlantic City is famous. ; The Hotel is equipped with everything necessary for human comfort and caters to the best patronage. ms All baths, private and public, have hot and cold run ex ning, fresh and sea water, When the temperature is highest and cities hot and grimy the Ostend is the cook cor est and most comfortable hotel in Atlantic City. Rooms ‘airy, and 95 per cent. of them overlook the ocean, fin Special rates to tingle men. th Rates are reasonable to for and r reation te DAVID P. RAHTER, Proprietor and Manager af HOTEL OSTEND, ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. be be Lake Champlain, famed for its te past battles—to-day famed for its abundant pleasures. To The wonderful Lake Champlain region of mountais th and water and wood is reached over the lines o! th th The Delaware & Hudson}} ‘ ys The Highway To : Canada’s Famous Resorts i 39 The D. & H. provides a direct, fast and c finely-appointed service to this romantic and natural beautiful playground. Cc Make no vacation plins without readin; s 0 mer Paradise"—an interesting book, an inspiring book but above alia practical one, Sent free upon re tl ceipt of 6 cents postage. C A. A. HEARD, G. P. A., Albany, N.Y. N. Y. City Information Bureau, 1354 Broadway, F THE DELAWARE & HUDSON LINES|) k b Pears’ Soap is made in a I clean, sun-flooded factory; then ; stored a full year ina dry, airy place before coming to you. Is it such a wonder it lasts so long? Established in 1789. comicbooks.com