Judge — June 14, 1913 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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hia so . LI Stories ‘with Smiles Were Better Acquainted -—Conversing with a coterie of friends recently, Dr. William Osler told of the rather embar- rassing position in which a well-known physician recently placed himself. The physician referred to by Dr. Osler was a guest at a social affair, and at din- ner was placed beside an elderly lady whom he had not previously met. Almost at once the lady, who was inclined to gar- rulity, began to talk. “By the way, doctor,’ she smilingly remarked, ‘‘ought I to call you doctor or professor?” “You may call me what you please, madam,’’ was the physician’s quick reply. “Lam frank enough to admit, however, that some of my friends call me an old fool."” I see, doctor,’’ smilingly replied the lady; ‘but, of course, they must be peo- ple who know you intimately."’—Phila- delphia Telegraph. Some Talker—They were talking about the conversational power of the fair sex at a reception in Washington a few weeks ago, when Congressman Augustus Stanley, of Kentucky, cited a case that left no doubt as to mother’s ability to win the first prize. Some time back, according to the con- gressman, a friend of his visited Niagara Falls, taking with him his wife and his wife's sister. Immediately on arriving and securing hotel quarters, the party set out to see the wonderful sight, wifey and wifey’s sister talking as they walked along on a million interesting subjects. “Say, John,"’ said wifey, turning to the old man after they had gone quite a distance, ‘‘aren’t we getting near the falls?” es,"" was the prompt reply of John. “If you will stop talking a minute, you will hear the thunder of the water quite plainly.""—Philadelphia Telegraph. Not a Thunder Expert—The masterful manner in which some people evade an issue was mentioned at a recent dinner, when this one was recalled by Rear Ad- miral Philip Andrews: “In New Orleans one night," the Ad- miral said, ‘‘there was a man on the Stage who offered to answer by mental arithmetic any question that might be ed by the audience. ‘Just so long as the questioner re- mained in the expected channel, the sail- ing was easy; but finally one man got beyond the bearings. . ‘If you please, sir,’ said the man, rising from his seat, ‘how far off can you hear thunder?’ “‘Tcan’t tell you, sir,’ was the prompt response of the wonder on the stage. “*You can't tell me?’ responded the man. ‘Why, I thought’. ““Not about thunder,’ replied the stage party, doing a quick piece of dodging. ‘You see, I am a lightning calculator.’ ”” —Washington Post. HIT pm , | yp —2 @QVss ny do Brewers of Ceravryand England use only Brown Bottles? SSS eS Sunlight grows the hops, but spoils the brew. Light starts decay even in pure beer. Dark glass gives best protection against light. In England and Germany the brewers won't use light glass bottles. “Beer should not be exposed to the light, especially direct sunlight, as it will thereby be detrimentally af- fected, the light having an influence upon the albumin- olds in the beer, causing the latter to become hazy,” Extract from the “The Beer Bottlers’ Handy Book,’ published by the Wahl-Henius Institute of Fermentology. We have adopted every idea, every invention that could make for the purity of Schlitz beer, Our beer was: first brewed in a hut. Now our agencies dot the earth. Our output exceeds a million barrels a year. e See that crown ° che Beer 23-M ‘That Made Milwaukee Famous. The Whittier Inn Sea Gate, New York Harbor An Ideal Hotel Home for Summer. oie Entire cottages (including Hotel Service) may be leased for the season. Aclean, broad beach with ample bathing fa- cilities. Tennis, baseball, rowing and sailing. to those who prefer them, service and priv- Private boat service to and from New York ileges of the Inn being the same. || City. Also frequent train service to Brooklyn. A Delightful Place—Just 45 Minutes by Private Boat from New York Rates and Booklet Upon Application Garage The Inn is situated in a private park — |] maintained by the local cottage community. Rooms with private bath and porch. Rooms are available in nearby cottages Telephone In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com