Judge, 1913-06-14 · page 20 of 24
Judge — June 14, 1913 — page 20: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising with some humor content** interspersed. The ads promote alcohol (Chartreuse cordial, Hunter Baltimore Rye whiskey), a collapsible silk hat, a hotel, and cocktail varieties—typical of Judge magazine's commercial content. The right column contains college humor jokes under "With The College Wits," attributing quips to various universities (Yale, Cornell, Stanford, etc.). These are mild, dating-appropriate jokes about courtship, studying, and student life—nothing requiring historical context to understand. The satirical or political content is **minimal on this page**. No identifiable caricatures or political figures appear. The humor is generic collegiate comedy reflecting 1920s social attitudes (young women, romance, academic life). The page's main interest today is **historical**: it documents early 20th-century advertising practices, drinking culture during Prohibition's era, and college publication humor conventions—but contains no specific satire or political commentary requiring explanation.
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: : HAS STOOD THE TEST OF AGES AND IS STILL THE FINEST CORDIAL EXTANT At first-class Wine Merchants, Grocers, Hotels, Cafés. Bitjer & Co., 45 Broadway, New York, N. Yo. Sole Agents for United States, FISTS SSSIITIIGS: At all dealers G.F.Heublein & Bro, Sole Prop's. GILBERT Vest-Pocket Silk Hat ALL SIZES THE IDEAL FIAT for Motoring, Golfing, Tra Cook Dressy, Light" Weight one ounce. Ma: Sit ctiy hand tailored. Oiled lack K, Black, nd fuller crown. 822 ‘Satisfaction Guarant GILBERT & COMPANY Georgian Terrace Hotel Atlanta's new million dollar hotel, at Peachtree and Ponce de Leon Avenue. ropean plan, with an excellent cuisine. Without rom $1.50, with bath, from $2.50, district, beyond dis- and ‘only a few ‘@ thousand feet above ted in the best re ith a perfec! ed by all toh ate hotel in lightful stoppi A de automobile roads. Golf ALBERT R. KEEN, Manager 1, comfortable tourists, Fine HUNTER @s) BALTIMORE RYE AN IDEAL PRODUCT OF THE STILL Sold at all first-class cafe WM. LANAHAN & SO. violet,” “rose,” And every other sweet flower of spring. She said, ‘I can’t be all of those, So you must lilac everything."”” —Pennsylvania Punch Bowl, Or a Windy Day—Mother—Ethel, are you saving anything for a rainy day? Ethel—Yes, mother. I never wear my silk stockings around the house.—Corneil Widow. On the Quiet—‘‘George is leading rather a gay life, don’t you think?”” “Oh, not to speak about!” “All right, I won't mention it.”— Yale Record. In the Soup!—Fan—I see where I gotta good chance to slip something over Pro- fessor Whoosis this noon, Tan—Let's have it! Fan—I'm gonna wait on table at the Inn.—Dartmouth Jack 0’ Lantern. Slang Term—‘‘City Stuff"’ —Cornell Widow. The Borrower—‘‘Jones strikes me asa very promising young man.’* “He strikes me that way, too; but he never pays it back.’’—California Pelican. Short Ration—He—Something's prey- ing on my mind, She—It must be pretty hungry !—Yale Record. Caught—Klung—Ever read ‘Looking Backward’'? Stung—Yes, once in an exam., and I was canned for it.—Stanford Chaparral. The Girl’s View—He and she arrived in the fifth inning. He (to a fan)—What’s the score? Fan—Nothing to nothing. She—Goody! We haven't missed & thing !—Illinois Siren, A Race—Jim—Both those fellows are after that rich heiress, John—Giving her a race for her money, eh’—California Pelican. Answered—‘‘How is my client?" im quired the lawyer at the prison gate. “Shut up!"? replied the warden.—Wil- liams Purple Cow. Sure Thing—When you hear a promi- nent alumnus telling about the good od days, he usually means the nights.—Oh State Sun-Dial. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com