Judge, 1913-06-14 · page 22 of 24
Judge — June 14, 1913 — page 22: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertisements** interspersed with light satirical content, typical of Judge's format. The main visual is a **whiskey advertisement** featuring a mustachioed "Inspector" character (appears to be a customs/government official based on his cap), promoting Sunny Brook whiskey as "The Pure Food Whiskey" with government quality assurance. The right column contains **"Passing the Mustard,"** a humor section mocking outdated historical figures. The satire contrasts famous historical women (Cleopat, Raleigh, Marie Antoinette, Queen Bess) with modern fashion and behavior—suggesting these women "never" wore modern hats, smoked cigarettes, or witnessed suffrage debates. This gently mocks both the novelty of women's changing roles and modern women's adoption of previously "unladylike" behaviors. Additional filler includes hotel advertisements and miscellaneous jokes about fashion, dressmakers, and baseball games. The page reflects early 20th-century attitudes toward women's modernization and changing social norms.
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The great tonic and stimulating properties of Sunny Brook have had much to do toward making us the largest distillers of fine old whiskey in the world. For nearly SO years Sunny Brook has Proved of real value to those who now and then require an energy- uilder. When energy is lacking efficiency is lacking. Rare, old and mellow whiskey like Sunny Brook, acts as a great up-builder; and ing. Brook is Bottled in Bond—every bottle is sealed cat the rovernment Stamp showing that the contents are genuine, straight natural whiskey, U.S. Standard (100%) Proof, This stamp however, only assures purity, but not quality. Any whiskey Bottled la Bond is genuine straight whiskey, but not all straight whiskies are good whiskies. When you ‘select Sunny Brook—The Pure Food Whiskey— fae you know that in addition to the assurance of Absolute Purity ment on the Gle h it U; ay E88 Eorwont divetere ‘of Ri Neiakey Yo the wortds aes “The Inspector Is Back of Every Bottle” HOTEL ARLINGTON 18-20 WEST 25th STREET Just off Broadway and Madison Square NEW YORK Twelve-story fireproof buildine—handsomely furnished Rooms—modern in all respects. In the centre of the shopping and theatrical sections. Booklet. RATES, $1.00 PER DAY UP E. W. AUSTIN, Mgr. V. A. AUSTIN, Prop. uel HATTAN BEACH , ATTRACTIVE SOCIAL LIFE ; at “New York's m opular and fashion. le resort by the Where se: sido not marred by the intrusion of undesirable elements. Average tempera- ture seldom varies from 70 degrees. Within the city limita, half hour by train, one hour auto. Just far enough away from the heat and hum of the metropolis to give an entire change of environment, yet near enough for daily centact with commercial interests in Manhattan, Unsurpassed surf bathing. Boating and sailing. New tennis courts. Famous outdoor restaurant. Deep sea fishing. “America’s Leading Seashore Hotel” J) ORIENTAL HOTEL Opens June 26th. European Plan. Concerts by Mercadante’s Orchestra Daily. Auto roads lead direct to Motel entrance. Excelient garage and parking accommodations. JOSEPH P. GREAVES, Manager. Booking Office, 243 Fifth Ave. Florida East Coast Hotel Co, Telephones, 9230 and 9231 Madison Square. Passing the Just Fancy Oh, to think That Cleopat Never wore a Modern hat! —Jacksonville Times-Union Oh, to think That Raleigh's kind Never wore the Bow behind! —Nashville Banner. Oh, to think No Queen of France Ever did the Tango prance! —Savannah Press. Oh, to think That Cicero Never saw a “Girly’? show! —Birmingham Age-Herald. Oh, to think That good Queen Bess Never wore a Side-slashed dress! —Chicago Record-Herald. Oh, to think That Antoinette Never smoked A cigarette! —Detroit Free Press. Oh, to think That Cesar great Never heard Suffrage debate! Old Saws Reset Handsome is as the dressmaker does. The way of the transgressor is hard, but that only makes it easier for the joy- rider. The apparel oft proclaims the man, but not always; most barbers put it all over most millionaires for sartorial splendor. Peace hath her victories, but she doesn’t keep any pension list.—Peoria Transcript. Sartorial Habit—‘‘I hear Wombat is a gentleman farmer now." “Right up to the notch, too. Puts evening dress on all his scarecrows every day at dusk.’’— Louisville Courier- Journal, An Exhibition—‘‘ Have you seen Mamie’s engagement ring?”’ “Of course! Did you have an that she was making an effort to hide —Detroit Free Press. At the Ball Game—May—Did you un- derstand the game? Fay—I don’t remember much, except that it was all settled by a man they called the vampire.—New York Sun. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com