Judge — June 7, 1913 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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The bride should know that the shoe episode gives her a rare privilege, for putting the groom at odds. This particular privilege is called the shoe privilege and has its origin in Holy Writ. What befell, as recorded in the book of Ruth? There seems to have been an argument over the dower. Then the near kinsman of Boaz made a settlement. He squared himself, as itwere. He not only squared himself (for action), but signified his relinquish- ment of both the girl and the estate: he took off his shoe and gave it to Boaz— gave it to him—handed it to him! There's a suggestion for you, fair bride of June, who may ere now be at odds with the groom. In that case, remember the shoe privilege. Don’t falter—the scheme is a perfect revelation of success. The groom is glum? Then he’s a human. Cross? Abear! Ugly? A brute! Now for the shoe. Don’t take it off—keep it on— start it moving—start them both—get them going. Then hand it to him—give it tohim! 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