Judge — June 7, 1913 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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The Hesitator [ HAD a plan—a well-laid plan— R To make myself a wealthy man, { xX r@) & e By purchasing a goodly block Of—well, I will not name the stock ; y a For, being blessed with ears and eyes, I knew that it was bound to rise. Z ; r@) | or And so it did, too, like a streak— ca ea "ia Minutes Becomes But, oh! it was a cruel shock— 'Twas other men who profited, * e For | had failed to buy the stock ! n ri n a e Thad a plan—a well-laid plan— To make myself a happy man, By winning Flora for my wife. _ With her, how smooth the path of life! ae This is not our statement, but Of all her sex that girl T chose— . an A flawless pearl, a perfect rose! Ys. \ the deliberate opinion of one of ij —! ei a queen, . . . . A estes Wilsat eed pecs, the most renowned scientists in the My Jotgment’s good, you con't deny. world. Read the entire statement: That she’s another’s wife; for I— “ I failed to speak for her in time! Mitep thereon mace Seneatedly, =R. H, Titheringten . sunlight, and testing the same after one, two, three and five minutes Her love is waning when: exposure, found that the beer with re 18 10% ° ‘ F 4 three and five minutes exposure She comes to the breakfast table in | ei became undrinkable On eccouutiot baile dite , a th liar odor developed. Th She lets him see her comb her store ; 4 ie Pee atal! etfect athe Tight ces hair. . letrime: She says there aren’t any such crea- beer can be successfully counter- tures as the boys who keep him acted by the employment of brown out at night. or dark colored glass bottles, and She says she’s glad they don’t hold such bottles, are therefore, recom- hands any more. mendable.”— Wahl - Henius Insti- She says she’s going shopping and tute of Fermentology. leaves him at home. . . It is not enough that beer be brewed pure, it She tidies up his den. She forgets to hand him the current must be kept pure. neighborhood scandal. M: 9 : 7 scalivey Many Americans prefer beer in a light bottle. Most ; ue eitianhae forthe ’clove: brewers follow the course of least resistance. He notices that the peculiar look in Light starts decay even in pure beer, Dark glass her eye is a squint. gives the best protection against light. He insists upon having sugar in his Schlitz is sold in Brown Bottles to tea. protect its purity from the brewery to He notices that the mantelpiece is 4 your glass. dusty. He wonders what he can tell her when he is late. See that crown or cork He asks her if that is really singing. 1s branded ** Schlitz.”” He reads the newspaper at breakfast | | \ \the Beer time. I \ 4 He completely forgets to buy the h {tM d I k ) Fe magesine he wat. at'Made\Milwaukee Famous. zu He won't tie her shoe lace on the street. The Man Who Put the He says she’s getting extravagant. | EEs in FEET HOTEL GRENOBLE SANs Uninte: Look for this Trade-Mark Picture oo the OPPOSITE CARNEGIE HALL esate S6th Street and 7th Avenue Out of His Sphere of Influence pee = ALLEN’S FOOT=EASE NEW YORK CITY ‘ . TrdeMare The Antiseptic Powder f ‘ Father Farrell was addressing a little The eptic Powder for Aching OCATED within two blocks of beautiful Central i a little Feet, Sold everywhe Address, I Park and in the city’s most refined residential 2c. Sample FRE group of boys at the mission one night, EN S. OLMSTED, Le Roy, N. ¥- district, this exclusive family and transient hotel and it wasn’t long before all but one of - offers more in real living and comfort than many hotels Yas my whose accommodations are much more expensive, them had been moved to tears. The good = GEMS2@ There inno more deal stopping place for ladicn travel- priest watched this boy closely, but he MoNos co > lay alons, i remained perfectly possessed. Finally — 2 | | Room with Use or Baru, | Room with Private Baru, - sed. * " : ng d . | $1. da pointing a finger at the lad, he called , #1. per dey and Sp-_| 91 O2, Pet cer cod ee cat, ‘Why aren't you crying?” : Arantuents of Parton, Beproom and Private BATH, “Oh,"" says the boy, “I don’t belong to SSS che Tota wie on $3 per day and up. rf "9 ” ct Pas w ce Liat GEO. W. O'HARE, Mer. this parish. PARISIAN GEM CO., In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. Sing up the Symptoms Uf \\WE \\ comicbooks.com