Judge — May 10, 1913 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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The Credit System GLADYS Evangeline Evelyn Rose, She went a-shopping, to buy some new clothes; She wandered all day from this store to that, Trying on every- thing, from a boot to a hat. She came home gs & evening, trium- gf - phant, but tired, eS z ‘or she really had ™, bought everything —S7A she desired. So next day the purchases duly arrived, And her family much sport from them surely derived. The poor girl, discouraged, gave up in despair. “Oh,"’ she sighed, ‘‘I'll return them— they're ‘charged.’ I don’t care!"’ So she wrote just as follows: ‘Please call for the suit, Please call for the hat (that I thought ‘was so cute); Please call for the petticoats, call for the lace, Please call for the slippers and veils for the face; Please call for the polo coat, call for the belt, Ple: te call for the cushions of satin and elt." ‘m so glad I ‘charged’ them—'twill save me much pain— Though now I must buy them all over again!" —Marearet G. Hays The Mighty Bat Teacher (endeavoring to inoculate some reasoning power into the minds of her pupils)—The paper says, ‘In his hands was the king of clubs.’’ Now, can any one inform me what vocation the man followed? HIS LITTLE ISLE Bright pupil—He was a pinch hitter. And in Boston, Too HE eight-year-old daughter of a Bos- ton household recently sought out her father with the startling statement that her twin brother swore. “Richard swearing!’’ exclaimed the parent, in a tone indicating that his ears , were not to be believed. mu! f if j “Yes, sir,’’ persisted the child; ‘‘he Lens swore.” if » i i gaat “‘What did he say?"’ asked the father. i ) fi — “*He said ‘ain iene iw Time To Quit J \ Crawford—I never see Henpeck any more out in his auto, DEAD GAME Crabshaw—I understand his wife in- Photographer—Fall length, or bust? sists on running it. Uncle Si—Sure! An’ if she busts I guess I kin stand it. comicbooks.com