Judge, 1913-05-10 · page 23 of 24
Judge — May 10, 1913 — page 23: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and humor content**, typical of Judge magazine's format. The main illustrated cartoon (top right) shows two men examining what appears to be a bottle, captioned about "the wisdom of age" recommending "Old Overholt Rye" whiskey—a straightforward liquor advertisement using the appeal of aged authority. The **"Feuilleton"** section (center) contains brief humorous anecdotes and poems, including Edgar A. Guest's satirical advice poem about lovesickness: a young man distracted by romantic thoughts should simply propose to solve his problem. Other short jokes mock luck, modern "Angularist" art movements, and class pretension (the Caldwells' fictional silver inventory). The remaining content consists of **various advertisements**: pianos, press clipping services, hotels, medical treatments, ginger ale, and patent medicines—typical early 20th-century magazine fare. There are **no significant political cartoons or social satire** on this particular page—it's a standard mixed-content issue page reflecting period consumer culture and light domestic humor.
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Glieago New York KansasCity SanP rancisco New Orleans Toronto Nos, $2, 34 and 36 Bleecker Street Branch Warehouse, 20 Beekman Street, New York ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER Feuilleton The Cure When you can’t get her out of your head, young man, And you hate what you have to do, And you shirk every task that you find you can, And the others you hurry through; When all you can see is the time to quit (I know how each symptom goes), There's only one way to get over it: The next time you see her—propose. When you think when you're called to the telephoné That hers is the voice you'll: hear, And because it isn’t you sigh and groan; When you find that your brain’s not clear, And you can’t add figures or write a bit; When the columns are all awhirl, There's only one way to get over it, And that is to marry the girl. ~-Edgar’A. Guest, in Detroit Free Press. Luck in Disguise.—‘‘Don’t tell me, after this,’’ said Mrs. Medford, as she put her, paper aside, ‘‘that there’s noth- ing in luck.” **Who’s been having luck now?’’ her husband asked. ‘“‘The Caldwells. Burglars broke into their house Jast night.’’ “Oh, I thought from the way you spoke somebody had been having a streak of good luck.’” “It was good luck. It gave Mrs. Cald- well a chance to tell the reporter that more than five hundred dollars’ worth of silver was taken. They never had fifty dollars’ worth of silver in their lives.” —Chicago Record-Herald. The New Cult—‘‘Isn’t that Daubs, the artist, zigzagging along the sidewalk? By Jove! I didn’t know he drank like that!"" ‘Hush! That isn't drink. Daubs is one of the new Angularists.’’—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Evidence—‘‘Does Jinks live in an aris- tocratic section of the city?” “Yes; there is not an hour during the day or night when the air is free from the odor of burning gasoline.”"—Bufalo Express. Signs Hear that tootling kind of noise Poets sing! Taste the lamb and petit pois Waiters bring! Smell the odor of fresh paint! Touch and see it if it ain’t! All run down? The old complaint! Yup, it’s spring! —Chicago News. A Clear Case— Owner of the car—Why did you leave your last place? Chauffeur—The guy I worked for went crazy. Started shingling his house when his car needed new tires. — Cleveland Leader. “MADE AT al WEST . mends to the action of youth the purity and the flavor of Old Overholt Rye **Same for 100 Years’’— the whiskey that has satis- fied men and warmed their hearts for over * century—one of the unchanging things of life. Distilled and bottled in bond. A. Overholt & Co. SCHULTZ GINGER ALE Particularly Prepared for Particular People From your dealer or sent direct CARL H. SCHULTZ 430-444 First Ave, MY. 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