Judge, 1913-05-10 · page 22 of 24
Judge — May 10, 1913 — page 22: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising** with a humor section. The main content includes: **Major Advertisement:** "One-Minute Camera" (top) — a get-rich-quick scheme promising 80¢ profit per dollar by selling instant photograph post cards at fairs and carnivals. This appears to be a legitimate (if dubious) business opportunity typical of early 1900s entrepreneurship. **Other Ads:** Hotels, wine ("Chartreuse"), promoting leisure and consumption. **Humor Section:** "With The College Wit" (right side) contains brief jokes from college publications. These are mild, clean puns and observations—mostly wordplay about romance, college life, and dating. For example, one joke plays on "fall guy" (a dupe) with a baseball reference. The humor reflects early 20th-century college culture: young men chasing women, struggling financially, and making innocent wisecracks. **No political content or caricatures are evident.** This is a commercial publication page mixing business opportunities with genteel humor aimed at middle-class readers.
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