Judge — March 22, 1913 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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es) a ee oe PEEVE SSSESOTS ry Hunter Whiskey APPEALS TO ALL WHO CAN APPRECIATE ITS UNRIVALED PURITY AND EXCELLENCE, ITS UNEQUALED QUALITY AND FLAVOR Sold at all first-class cafe WM. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md. vl by jobbers, + $ + + + +? Sd oa + + > 4 + - ? - + + + + + neh PRESSES ESTEE ETS SS SPREE Dry Varieties Martini—Regular Martini—Dry (comer) ee” Manhattan—Dry At all dealers LAYER-PIANOS at Cut Prices sounds good ? A dealer may say he can “save you money,” but—can he? A gold dollar is worth 100 cents, not 70 cents. So is any article of integrity. Only a legit- imate price is asked for the h ° = NO ‘With the tone you can't forget” and you're saved the regret that follows all these will-o'-the-wisp bargains. Shop around, but pick out only high-grade houses who never stoop to bargain schemes, then compare the BEHNING, and you will understand why others are fre- quently reduced in price. $750, Style 10 $800, Style 24 ‘$850, Style 28 $900, Style 32 Cash or convenient terms. Liberal allowance on old pianos. Buoklet on request. If you are interested, write us and we will notify you, wher in your town you ean eee and hear the Bebning small Grand or Player-Piano, | 425 Picea Seek e BEHNING PIANO CO. . EEs in FEET Look for this Trade-Mark Picture on the Label when buying ALLEN’S FOOT=EASE Trade-Mark The Antiseptic Powder for Tender, Aching Feet. Soid everywhere. 25c. Sample FREE, Address, ALLEN S. OLM: Le Roy, N. Y- AGENTS SALESMAN enotcneoL YOUNG OR NEW BUSINESS ROP THE DEAD Ore AWAK' 7 THE 20th CENTURY WONDER Po Ko Oost to Operate. Leste Lite-Time AGENTS GENERAL AGENTS ROAD MEN MAKE MONCY HERE Massage Machioo START NOW—TODAY mac milling four pat Be sdesoustrata 78 Iter wires “ehi m by first makes “ Chickens ” By OLIVE GREEN. AVING indulged recently in a bit of research, we find that the soubri- quet ‘‘chicken,’’ as applied to feminin- ity, is not such a modern invention as one might be led to believe. Our best dic. tionary informs us, with ancient author. ity, that a chicken is three things: “The young of fowls, particularly of the gal- linaceous variety; a person of tender years, and a word of tenderness."’ As for the chicken of the gallinaceous variety, twenty years ago, when we drove over to the Grove in the old spring wagon on the Glorious Fourth, old Domineck would have her speckled kindergarten out in the road, where the meals were ala carte, and we would pull up on the old gray team and shoo insistently before she could be induced to rise and waddle re- luctantly with her family from the safe side of the road to the proverbial ‘other side.”” She was a primeval institution and wholly unconscious that a new influence was soon to come into her life, causing her either to hop lightly or to be elim- inated. Thus, when the throbbin lentless motor car entered the highw a survival of the fittest gave to us a fowl or bird, more game than domestic, which flies facetiously out of our way at the last moment, just as we ‘‘ooze her into high” and chuckle auto-matically. Not only does she fly higher, but she lays higher eggs, as has been proven by Hi Price, the aviator. In the meantime, the real chicken, the person of tender years, of the gallivanting variety, is now overly conspicuous on our city streets, waddling along in hobble skirts, picking among the fanciers, al- ways crossing the road at the psycholog- ical moment, and invariably deserted by her mother before she is full-fledged. Already she flies higher than that lady, and promises soon to become, like her country cousin, more game than domes- tic. She is a slender, sinewy starveling, and as lobsters, stews and pickles are not the most scientific nourishment for do- mestic birds, we fancy the meat is tough, although the years be tender. The Leghorn seems to be the most common variety among the Genus Fem- ina; they are not domestic in their hab- its, seldom developing into brood hens, but emulating more specifically the suf- fragette, by preferring to scratch fors living and to remain constantly before the public. “Chicken” as a ‘word of tenderness” has been monopolized up to date by the Cock-ney. Upon the tardy return of his spouse after an evening spent at a con cert hall, he may be heard to remark trenchantly, ‘Oops, my chicken! Wot d’yer mean by comin’ to roost this lite hower o’ the night, with yer feathers a-droopin’ and yer ‘at lookin’ like the In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com