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This page is primarily **medical and advertising content**, not political satire in the traditional Judge magazine sense. The main article by Dr. Harrell advocates "deep breathing" as a health cure-all—reflecting early 20th-century pseudoscientific wellness trends popular in that era. The author claims shallow breathing causes anemia, nervous breakdown, and general illness, promoting his dubious theory with anatomical-sounding explanations. The page includes several unrelated anecdotes (a father and son at church, college students' imaginations, a couple's marital quarrel) that appear designed to fill space and provide gentle humor rather than satire. The advertisements—for **Chiclets gum**, cedar chests, and breathing booklets—capitalize on contemporary health concerns. This reflects the era's tendency to market everyday products as medical remedies, which Judge would typically mock, though here it reads as straightforward promotion. The content represents the magazine's shift toward general-interest material rather than pure political commentary.

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Health and Deep Breathing By D. O. HARRELL, M.D. Did you ever stop to think that the one most important thing in the world to you, and to every other human being—is air? You could live without food or water or clothing for some time; you could not exist five minutes without air. Although everyone knows that one must have air to live, few people understand the vital con- nection between their general health and the quantity and quality of the air they breathe. Physicians find that not one person in twenty (possibly not one in a hundred) habitually breathes deeply. We are able to trace directly to that fact a large proportion of the cases of anemia, nervous breakdown and general ill health which come to us for treatment. A little knowledge of the functions of the lungs and the part they play in maintaining health and vigor in the human body will show the great advantages gained by using one’s breath- ing power to its fullest capacity. Every time your heart beats, a current of bright, red, p fed blood is sent coursing through your arteri ‘to every part of your body, renewing the worn- out tissues with life-giving oxygen and gather- ing up the waste in the system, Then back through the veins to the heart again where it is pumped into the lungs, which rid it of its poisonous matter and give it a fresh supply of oxygen. In the course of forty or fifty heart beats, every drop of blood in your body passes in this way through your heart and lungs. If your supply of air is shut off, the heart goes on pumping just the same, and the blood, laden with impuriti is forced through the arteries and veins again and again, becoming fouler with every circuit. In two or three minutes the brain is clogged--you become unconscious —in a few minutes more the heart itsel un- able to go on, and death results. That is what happens when the supply of air is entirely cut off, as in the case of strangling or drowning. The same thing, to a lesser degree, happens when one habitually breathes in a shallow manner, us- ing only a small portion of the available lung surface. In order to secure and maintain vigorous health of mind and body, the first thing necessary is to make sure that the lungs have an abundant sup- ply of oxygen to thoroughly perform their func- tion of eliminating the poisonous matter which is constantly being deposited in the system through the waste of muscular and nervous tissue. The only sure way to do this is to train oneself to breathe deeply. Many men and women, who have never known from childhood what it is to feel fresh and vig- orous as they start for their day's work, who ae tired out at noon and completely ‘‘done up"’ before they get home at night, would feel themselves different persons after a few weeks of systematic deep breathing. There are a number of publications on this sub- ject which give valuable information to anyone wishing to learn how to breathe deeply. One of the best I have seen is a neat little booklet, published by Paul von Roeckmann, R.S., of 1364 Terminal Bldg., 103 Park Avenue, New York City, which may be obtained of the author for tencents in coin or stamps. It is illustrated with diagrams and written in a pleasing, non- technical style, easily understood by one not a member of the medical profession, Dr. von Boeckman explains in it several simple breath- ing exercises worth many dollars to anyone saffering from the ills caused by insufficient, | [Advertisement. | thallow breathing. Dad's Reason MERCHANT of Boston received not long ago a visit from his aged par- ents, who reside in a town in the west- ern part ofthe State. The son took them to a fashionable church. The hymns being familiar, the visiting pair ‘joined in," the matter of volume being in favor of the father. Although not always in good time, the old couple enjoyed their part very much, despite the glowering looks bestowed upon them by near-by worshipers and the chagrin of their son. Before evening the latter took occasion to put the ‘‘old man"’ right. ‘‘Father,’’ said he, ‘tin the Boston churches the con- gregation does very little nging. That is left entirely to the choir.’ “T know, son,’’ said the father, ‘‘that it must have been embarrassing to you this morning, as I sung very loudly. But you must remember that if I had not, the congregation would have heard your mother,.’" Real Trouble The college professor who says that children are merely little imitators and possess no imagination should become acquainted with our little friends, Charles and John. One day John, aged three, came running to his mother in deep dis- tress. Upon inquiry, the mother learned the cause of his tears. “*Muvver,’’ wailed John, ‘Charles drew a picture of I got drowned, and he wouldn't draw a picture of he help me out!” The Test It’s easy enough to be pleasant And sit with your wife for a chat; But the hubby worth while is one who can smile As he looks at the bill for her hat! Violet Was Needed at Once When a certain darky of Mobile, Ala., announced his engagement to the dusky one of his choice, the congratulations that were showered upon him included a note said one of these friends, ‘I surprised! We-all never thought you'd speak up. It’s going on two years sence you begun to fool around Miss Violet."" “Dat’s true,"’ said Joe; ‘‘but de fact is, old man, I didn’t lose my job until last night.’” Doing Good Mrs, Flitterby—So you are on the vis- iting committee of your social workers’ society. I should think you'd find it dreadfully irksome, making all those slum calls. 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