Judge — March 15, 1913 — page 8: what you’re looking at

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guiltless me. And thatis A New Insect. all. The men walk toward the door and cannot once NeMOST of the look back at Babette, Lu- Engilah: rails lette, Chicette. At the Way there are regu- door madam speak to me, lations which permit “I shall tell my cousin Patrons, on payment of what you here permit,"” Ff ® stipulated fare, absaay: to take mith thers “But, madam,’ I begin Certain pet animals aprotest. Yet allinvain, oF birds. A short ta he Wa'pone: time ago a maiden Oh, then fact, mon. |#éY appeared at one sieur! Iclose the door. 1 of the country sta- slap Babette, T push Lu- tions, bringing with lette, I shake that naughty Chicette until De? & Whole menage- cat rie. She had adog, Monsieur, I have lost a customer; 1 *Cata rabbit, a have lost two customers, for madam will *@itrel, a parrot and surely make the false complaint and tell S™all turtle, The this to her relative. Where was my 48 and the parrot fault, my friend? It is the compatriots W¢Te sllowed trans- of monsieur who are the guilty ones, is it Portation under the ni i rules, but, in order I will console myself with another sip that the passenger of wine. But I have lost two customers, ight take all her Ah, ha, ha! [have lost my faith in men Pets, the guard pro- who wear the carrot beards! Ah, my ‘ceded to classify friend, in the business we must have the ‘hem. as follows: head so clear, so sharp, 80 quick, when ,, cat%"’ said he, the customer comes from Schoharie! ladoge, rabbits is dogs, squirrels in A Stretch from a Vaudeville Sketch, “a8 Is parrots; but this ‘ere tor- The human fish sat down at the piano toise’’— He stopped and tore off a scale or two, while the and scratched his dog-faced man barked in glee. head, staring at the ° iene cs creature in perplex- NOW HE CAN SAIL Procrustes defended himself. ity. Finally an “The women all think any sized man came tohim. ‘This will fit under the bed!’’ he protested. ‘ere tortoise,’’ he resumed, $a hin- Washing Paper Moncey. seck, and hinsecks travels free! {yi Hesers beesrmens tadieal Ingoration by establi Ethel—Well, captain, we've come. I hope we haven't kept you waiting long! Lo Not Crazy. HOT WAFFLES * WITH MAPLES YRUP Bam to Sem a A : stallation of similar currency laundries on a sanalter scale Friend—Well, Aunt Alice, how is your at each of the old man getting along? F OUR first President comes back, Aunt Alice (whose husband is an inmate He’ll feel in quite a quandary of the Soldiers’ Home) — Po'ly, chile, To know why the town once named for him po'ly. The only way they can keep him ,, Has turned into a laundry. . A a 7 aa He never heard, as President— in the hospittle is by puttin’ a Mother Though he was that two terms— Hubbard on him. He jist wants to wan- what awful dangers his people were in der an’ wander-aronn:. | From various kinds of germs! Friend—Why, he is not crazy, is he, And yet, when mighty men he sees Aunt Alice? In soap and water sloshing, Aunt Alice—No, chile, he is not crazy; He'll say that the town is very well he’s jist done gone an’ lost his min’. named— All Washington is washing. A Fellow Feeling. —Grrtrade McKenzie First burglar—President Wilson wants Characteristic. to enter the White House as simply and Pat—How much do yez weigh, Mike? quietly as possible. Mike—Oi weigh one hundred and sev- Second burglar—I sympathize with him. — enty-tive pounds. EASTER MORNING } — Pat—You must ‘a’ got weighed with Le eR set wander _ Impassioned youth—Thou art my love, - your coat on. ieee t my life, my heart, the very eyes of me! Mike—An’ Oi did not. Oi held it in how long they 'd let ye eat for a a r 0 nickel ?"” New York girl—What is your income? me arms all the time. comicbooks.com