Judge — February 15, 1913 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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Said Ned to Tom, ‘‘’Tis cheap to wed, For two are one, when people marry. “Tknow,’’ said Tom; ‘‘but look here, Ned, There may be one or more to carry!’’ An Unfortunate Slip. “Oh, doctor, my husband is to give up smoking during Lent! Isn’t that lovely of him?” “Yes, madam, and very necessary to his health. I ordered it."” ‘The brute “Judge” Complimented. ANY letters have been received by JupcE complimenting it on the stand it has taken on the maintenance of the integrity of the patent laws, and es- pecially upon the telling cartoons on the subject Jupce has published. “Work of this kind,’’ says a prominent manufacturer, in writing of JupGe’s car- toon, ‘*Don’t Dynamite This Monument,"’ ‘will be of material aid in educating the public as to what alterations in the pres- ent patent laws would mean. “Just a word of appreciation of the cartoon in JupGe,”’ says another man of world-wide note, referring to the same picture. ‘‘It will have more effect than pages of argument. “If more of our influential journals and magazines would follow Jupce’s exam- ple,’’ writes another well-known man, “and manifest a substantial interest in this subject, I am satisfied that great good could be accomplished."* Lack of space alone prevents the print- ing of other expressions complimenting JupcE on this subject. Ode to Woodrow Wilson. To the tune of John Brown's Body. Whoever starts a panic, no matter who he be, We will have to hang that person on a “*sour apple tree We must hang him “thigh as Haman,’’ by the President’s decree, When Woodrow Wilson reigns. So be careful everybody of what you do and say, For a panic may be started in a very simple way; If we talk too much or glibl may be the ‘‘deuce to pay When Woodrow Wilson reigns. there Then be careful, Mr. Wilson, too—be careful lest you bring, By unwary words and actions, on your- self the very thing That you threaten panic makers, who, you say, deserve to swing, When Woodrow Wilson reigns. —New York Herald. 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