Judge, 1913-01-18 · page 22 of 24
Judge — January 18, 1913 — page 22: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains **multiple advertisements and humor columns**, not political cartoons. The main **Schlitz beer advertisement** (dominant left side) promotes brown bottles by citing the "Wahl-Henius Institute of Fermentology"—a scientific authority claiming light degrades beer quality. The ad argues brown/dark bottles prevent this problem. The cartoon figures are generic celebratory drinkers, not specific caricatures. The **right column** contains brief college humor pieces mocking contemporary social types: a suffragette girl (referencing the women's voting rights movement), and satirical anecdotes about automobiles and dining. These are lightweight campus jokes rather than sharp political satire. Below are smaller ads for **Allen's Foot-Ease** powder and **Forest and Stream** magazine, plus a brief story about "The First National Bank"—a humorous anecdote about a woman who cleverly uses her First National Bank credentials to impress a taxi driver and settle a dispute. The page reflects early 20th-century advertising culture and gentle collegiate humor, with the suffragette reference being the only topical social commentary visible.
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