Judge — January 11, 1913 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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It is known as’’—— “Don’t need any glass cutter!’’ snapped this business man. “Ah, you don’t need a glass cutter! Well, then, I have here a vacuum cleaner that sells for forty dollars. It is now in use in thousands of homes. It is’’—— “TI don’t need a vacuum cleaner."’ ‘Well, perhaps not; but then I have something else here that will certainly interest you. It is a phono- graph that retails for the small sum of eleven dollars, There isn’t an- other phonograph in the world that’’—— ‘I wouldn’t buy a phonograph on a bet!’’ growled the business man, get- ting red in the face. “Well, Iam surprised! But, then, T have here a camera which sells for twenty-seven dollars. It will take the widest scope’’—— “‘No camera to-day!’’ yelled the business man, “Well, then, I have a four-hundred- and-twenty-three-dollar automobile, which combines all of the necessary points of the higher-priced machines and’’—— “For the love of Mike!’’ screamed the business man. ‘‘I'll take a glass cutter, Here’s your quarter. Now, get out!’’ “Thank you,’? said the agent. “That's all I had to sell in the first place."’—Boston Globe. Dr. Holmes and the Fork.—‘‘Are you hungry, little girl?’’ said Dr. Wendell Holmes to one whom he saw looking with longing eyes at the good things before her. ” “Yes, sir,”” was the reply. “Then why don’t you take a sand- wich?" “Because I haven’t any fork."* “Fingers were made before forks,”” said the doctor, smiling. The little girl looked, then said, “Not my fingers.’’—Strand. Truth for the Teachcr.—A story of Scotch honesty comes from Dundee. A small boy had taken the prize for an exceptionally well-drawn map. After the examination the teacher, a little doubtful, asked the lad, “Who helped you with this map, James?” “Nobody, sir.’? “Come, now, tell me the truth. Didn't your brother help you?”" “No, sir; he did it all.""—Los An- geles Herald. An Impediment.—She—"Did you notice that the groom in the deaf and dumb wedding had an impedi- ment in his speech?” He How's that?”” ‘The tip of his finger was —Gargoyle (Michigan). 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Willsend you any etyle jaation—allcharges prepaid—ne mi ie free illustrated booklet, epectal prices ‘Sag tre wait VALEY cin Cave Su Bae Kndianapelis. 10d HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE joa. 22, 34 and 36 Bleecker Street [Branch Warehouse, 25 Beekman Streets New York ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADP TO ORDER Picture Bargains ORIGINAL drawings in black and white and in colors. Used for illustrations in JUDGE. The work of some of the best known artists. Some are comic, some social, some political, but all are clever. Cost from $10 to $40 each. You could not buy them from an artist for less. Range in size from about one foot square to two feet or more. Next to an expensive oil painting; an expensive drawing is most suitable for the decoration of your home, your office, your library, or your den. Having served their purpose as illustrations for JUDGE, are offered as originals at a small per cent. You can get these original drawings by popular artists from $1 upwards. 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