Judge, 1913-01-11 · page 21 of 24
Judge — January 11, 1913 — page 21: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page consists primarily of **college humor** and **advertisements** rather than political satire. The left section features "With the College Wits"—short jokes sourced from various college humor publications (Princeton's *Tiger*, Yale's *Record*, etc.). These are lighthearted puns and wordplay: a chorus girl joke, puns on "Wurst/Wiener" (sausage names), a baseball daddy joke, and romantic mishaps. They're examples of the genteel, campus-based humor popular in early 20th-century American college magazines. The right side contains **product advertisements**—Velvet tobacco, Hunter Baltimore Rye whiskey, and the "Blackstone Water Power Vacuum Massage Machine." These represent typical Judge magazine advertising: consumer goods marketed through illustrated scenes of domestic comfort or commercial opportunity. There is **no political cartoon or satire** on this page. It's a standard magazine layout mixing collegiate humor with period advertising—reflective of Judge's role as both satirical publication and advertising vehicle for the era's products.
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mn; ely e, nty in, her aily lers und ets, With the College Wits. Had To Make Good. Cast—‘‘Why did you persist in winking at that peach in the box at last night's show?"’ Chorus—"Well, 1 heard her say that I looked just like a real chorus girl, and I had to make good.”— Tiger (Princeton). Meat for the Scintillator. Young Willie Wurst was much in lov His very soul was a whirl. He took Miss Wiener in his arms, For he never sausage a girl. —Record (Yale). It Reminded Him. —It was mid- night. ‘* Wow - wow - wow - wow!” wailed the baby. “Four bawls and I walk,"’ re- sponded the ball-player daddy, in mutual distress.—Four-Leaf Clover (Amherst). Watt!—‘‘Here’s a story of a motor- man who ‘ained six thousand volts and still 1 “*Well, he was a non-conductor.’” —Chaparral (Stanford). Not To Blame.—‘‘Do you obey the Bible injunction to love your neigh- bor?”” “I try to, but she won’t let me.’’ —Jester (Columbia). Rather!—‘‘You certainly seem rather unlucky !’” “Unlucky! Say, if Venus de Milo was bathing in City Hall Park, I'd be passing Eighty-sixth Street ina subway express !’"— Widow (Cornell). And Who Wouldn’t?—‘'Miss Bolde,’’ said the shy student to the fair one on the other side of the sofa, ‘‘if I were to throw you a kiss, what would you say?” “I'd say you're the laziest man I ever met.’’—Minne-Ha-Ha (Minne- sota). One Day More.—She—‘‘But will you love me in cold December as you do in balmy June?"" He—‘‘More, darling She—‘‘More?”’ He—‘‘Sure! There’s one more day in December."’—Pelican (Cali- fornia). THE SMOOTHEST TOBACCO The home that knows “Velvet” tobacco - runs smoothly! Handy 5¢ Bags-or one, ound glass Fiunudet Jars} FREE FROM ADULTERANTS AND ALL IMPURITIES. IT ISTHE AMERICAN GENTLEMAN'S WHISKEY PAR EXCELLENCE. RIPE, MELLOW AND DELICIOUS BOUQUET. OVER FIFTY YEARS OF POPULAR FAVOR all first-class cafes and by jobbers. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md AGENTS DROP THE DEAD ONES. AWAKE! START WITH TMS NEW INVENTION AGENTS SALESMAN THE 20th CENTURY WOND! GENERAL AGENTS MANAGERS | Get started in an honest, clean, reliable, permanent, money-making ROAD MEN YOUNG OR OLD business. ‘Sold on a money-back guarantee MAKE MONEY HERE INEW BUSINESS| The Blackstone Water Power Vacuum Massage Machine | START NOW—TODAY os r ibe Hi Cost to Operate. Leste Life- Time Fort d Competitios : re ‘s | tor 8, rounds out an {natant relief can bo given all ki ‘he, Neuraliga, In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. [It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com