Judge — September 7, 1912 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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PICKERS WANTED ~_ FOR THIS b THE ANHEUSER BUSH. Changed His Mind. Filkins—‘‘Thought you intended to seil your suburban home?” Wilkins —‘T did, until I read the al- luring story my advertising man wrote; then I decided to keep it myself."" “COOK'S IMPERIAL." A Wise Non-advertiser. HERE was a man in our town And he was wondrous wise; He opened many places, yet He wouldn't advertise. He thought it foolish to announce His business as some think ‘They ought to do, and said he had No need of printer's ink. Promotion of publicity, He said, was something which ‘The more he had of, that much less His chance of getting rich. He said he'd studied it and knew That advertising would, Beyond the shadow of a doubt, Do more harm than good. Indeed, this man in our town Was truly wondrous wise; He was a burglar, which is why He didn’t advertise. —w. v.14 It may seem strange, but the best way to proclaim a thing from the housetops is to advertise it in the papers. Coming Home at Three A. M. Hobbs—‘‘There are two sides to every story, old man.”” Dobbs—''That’s what's the matter—a right side and a wrong side; and my wife always knows ‘em apart."’ GET A RESEAT! comicbooks.com