Judge — April 27, 1912 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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Money and Men. [pany Walkh, steerle jack on St. Patrick's Cathe- dni. New York, when asked why he worked three air during the bitterest cold of Show me the man that eon't do 11 him, for the tigbt amount.” ELL, Patty, we can show you, Although we think you think The influence of money Is never on the blink. We want to tell you, Patty, That, though you think you nail A great truth to the masthead, Some men are not for sale. We have some men among us Yet, Patty, who would fight Before they’d touch the money, Unless they thought it right. We have some men among us Who'd scorn the gold you say Would buy them, if amounting To quite enough to pay. ay, Patty, you're mistaken— ome men whose name For hon nd honor Is more than golden game; And, Patty, we aill show you, With proof t will suffice, How wrong you are in saying That all men have their price. But don’t you crowd us, Patty; Just give us time. That kind, We're free to tell you, Patty, Are very hard to find! Hardly Practical. Oceasionally proof is given that some fraction of its old reform spirit survives in Boston, A woman minister there prop that every intending bride- groom be required to produce a certifi- cate exhibiting his financial capacity, and the bride one showing her ability in kitchen work. Asa rule, reformers are indefinite. This lady comes within the rale. Ideas as to what constitutes either ing. Some people have very moc opinions on both subjects, and others pat their ideas in airships. Concrete advice to theoretical reformers would be that they Buta word to the unwise is not likely to be sufficient. first of all, seek definiteness, Mater vs. Pater. When Willie broke mother’s azalea, Ma said, “‘Why, whatever can alea?”’ But pa said, ‘*My lad, That was all to the bad! Come out to the shed and I'll whalea!”” A Paradox. Many a woman's affection is but in- creased by receiving a check. There are just two things in this world that a man is never prepared for—t In answering from the rown Bottle and you see Pure Beer Sparkling and dear as a Crystal Spring A beer that is properly aged. A beer that will not cause biliousness. A beer that is in exactly the same condition as when it left the brewery. The Brown Bottle keeps it so. Light cannot harm Schlitz in Brown Bottles. Schlitz in Brown Bottles costs you no more than beer in light bottles. Order a case from your dealer today. See that crown or cork is branded The Beer 22-M That Made Milwaukee Famous. Better than Scotch G Better than Bourbon, Better than Irish & W Canadian Whisky Distilled by Gooderham & Worts, Limited, Toronto, Canada 1y different from the waterproof collar to “* tell them frem been, Cx Cotte te. at dealere-Styte Book free THE ARLINGTON co. Better than Rye Fatetthibed 1852 TES Broadway, NV. ‘BARBERS ther ter how hard he U which may appear about you. your friends, or any subject on wich you may want to be “up hs "Every newspaper and periodical of importance Sted |in the United States and Europe is searched. Terms, $5.00 for 100 notices. HENRY Romeixe, 106-110 Seventh | Avenue, New York. 21 advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com