Judge — March 2, 1912 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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A Frank Admission. Art for art’s sake may hang, For all of me; ‘The lyre I do not twang In ecstasy. Iam no fond and frayed Poetic dub; I'm in the poetry trade To get my grub. No chap can keep alive On merely art; So Pegasus I drive Yoked to a cart. . No sentiment sublime Every brewer knows this and Affects my ways— I deal in wholesale rhyme covers even the handholes of the Because it pays. case to keep out light. — Louisville Courier-Journal. We do more. We put Schlitz His"cook a! RealiTreagare. After addressing a women’s cooking in Brown Bottles. club, a famous lecturer was besieged by the members, who questioned him about Schlitz will not spoil when the home beemtot and about his kitchen case 1s open—even though it be for “Are you satisfied with your cook?” 1 some one asked him. months. “Yes, indeed,’’ was the reply. . . “Is she economical?” It is only natural that Schlitz ‘Very.”" . F “Can she bake pies and bread?’ in Brown Bottles should be the “The best in the land.”* home bese, ‘Is she neat about her work?” ““As tidy as a pin and as attractive in appearance as one would care to see.”” The Brown Bottle protects “How about her disposition?” Schli sey £ he b “I think it is about perfect.” chlitz purity trom the brewery “Huh!” exclaimed one of the ma- to your glass. trons, who had been having trouble with her cook. ‘It’s a wonder you don’t marry the girl.”” With a satisfied smile, the lecturer replied, Order a case from your dealer today. “That's exactly what I did. My wife See that crown or cork is branded “‘Schlitz’’. does her own cooking.’’— Youngstown Telegram. Wrong Box Office.—She was a very naughty girl to put the subscriber on the wrong number, and she ought to have known better. Being in a hurry, the subscriber promptly asked for a box for two. “But we don’t have boxes for two!” said a startled voice at the other end of the line. 14M “Why, i isn’t this the Frivolity Thea- was the reply. “This is Graves, the undertaker. ’’—Tit-Bits, “Oh, very! He doesn’t want me to be engaged to anybody else.’’—Louis- ville Courier-Journal. ST. DENIS P BROADWAY AND ITH STREET e | ‘oon Tasalige 3° a you love me, dar- NEW YORK CITY. ling?” she coaxed. Wine, tite Bleck tga Wandoet Eotst of No i ity in Pears’ “Sweetheart, I love every hair on xeeeinten aici a o impurity in Pea your barean! he fervently answered.— gb si : Soap. (2 ROOMS $1.00 PER 7 i When Your Eyes Need Care Tr: EUROPEAN PLAN, Economical to use. Marine Eye memeay' cf Table d’Hote Breakfast SOc. WM.TAYLOR&SON, Inc. It wears out only for your HOTEL MARTINIQUE, ci 2 i é ny Hroadway and 34nd Btecet. comfort and cleanliness. Vic por Rattle Marine Ree Salven aseptic Tubes, Ee ava sae Sold in every land. | MURINE EYE REMEDY CO. CHICAGO In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com