Judge, 1912-02-10 · page 22 of 24
Judge — February 10, 1912 — page 22: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and humor content** rather than political cartoons. The main section promotes winter cruises to the Caribbean and American South via steamship lines (Clyde Line, Porto Rico Line, Mallory Line, Ward Line), typical luxury travel marketed to wealthy readers. The right column contains **brief humorous anecdotes** on everyday topics: women wearing false hair ("Miracles"), a pastor's misunderstanding about a wife's cough (she was showing off a new hat), children's party banter, women's suffrage satire, and economics jokes. These are gentle social humor rather than political satire—poking fun at contemporary manners and gender relations in early 20th-century America. The advertisements include hotels (St. Denis, Holland House) and services (H.O. Brandt Cutlery, press clipping bureau). This is a typical Judge magazine page blending travel promotion with light domestic humor aimed at its affluent audience.
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Most Inviting Cruises The most popular sea trips this winter are Southern Cruises to the American Mediterranean, that romantic region reached by the big, fast, comfortable steamers of the Atlantic, Gulf and West Indies Steamship Lines Direct Sailings to Porto Rico, Bahamas, Cuba, Texas, Florida, Old Mexico and San Domingo. Write for AGWI NEWS, a beautifully illustrated free magazine full of helpful travel informa- tion, and describing the cruises of the following steamship lines: Clyde Line Oras Quletes bce. Porto Rico Line Dyjshiel¢ésv.. sie to day, calling at Charleston, Enchantment.” $110, covering oe au expenses, touching at Zick and Jacksonville. with connections for all fecal Southern resorts. ja bene way south.” Pier $6, principal ports. Send for book! ition about sail- North "River, "New Yor Binns raten ete. General Oftcen, 1! Broadway, New York TO TEXAS, all, points South- WV Luxurious team Mallory Line west and Ex- ard Lime iiss epsctaily butt for tropical hilarating water route trip tor Galveston, Key" West. travel to Bahamas, (Nassau) itavana, Cabs,” Meico. Tampa, St. Petersburg. and Mobile.” Only route and Yucatan, with rail connections to all important. in: New York to Texas wihout change. From Pier tS, terior cities. Write for booklets. General Offices, Fier Ii, East River, New York. AGWI TOUR BUREAUS: Chicago, 506 Com. Nat'l Bank Bidg. Boston, 192 Washington Street | AGENTS! Bie PROFITS North River, New York, OR ASK ANY OF THESE Philadelphia, 701 Chestnut Street New York, 20 Broadway H. 0. Brandt Catlery be intments, egerts Service and homelike surrou | Rooms $1.00 per day and up With f shiv pl of Bath $1.50 per day and up EUROPEAN PLAN Table d'Hote Breakiast 60e WM. TAYLOR & SON, Ino. Goaranterd for Lite Press Cutting Bureau will send you all newspaper clippings which may appear about you. rour |topta any subject on which you may want to be Every newspaper and. periodical of importance in the” United ’States and. Europe, is eearched. Terma, $5.00 for 100 notices. HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh ‘Avenue, New York. New York City 5th Ave. and 30th St. A Smart Hotel for Smart People Located near all railway terminals, underground and elevated stations, theatres, shopping centres and commercial districts. Comfortably and Luxuriously Appointed Superb Cuisine and Service. Splendid Orchestra and Choralcelo. CONCERTS DAILY IN LOUNGING ROOM Matinee Luncheons and Afternoon Teas. Rooms single and ensuite at consistent Oo} Jo} In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. 225 Fifth Avenue Miracles. The girls who live to-day are queer— It’s wonderful, I swear, To find three blondes and four brunettes Who wear each other’s hair. —Dallas News, No Pity Needed.—Pastor—‘'I was so sorry for your wife during the sermon this morning, doctor! She had such ¢ dreadful fit of coughing that the eyes of the whole congregation were fixed upon her.” Doctor—‘‘Don't be unduly alarmed. She was wearing her new hat for the first time.’'—Fliegende Blaetter. The Test.—Tommy—‘‘Huh! 1 bet you didn’t have a good time at your birthday party Seater Sammy—''I bet 1 di Tommy—‘‘Then why ain’t you sick to-day ?’’—Philadelphia Record. Improvement Needed.—‘*What you want, I suppose, is to vote, just like the men do.”” “Certainly not,’’ replied Mrs. Baring- Banners. ‘‘If we couldn't do any bet- ter than that, there would be no use of our voting.""— Washington Star. Ecomonics. — Knicker —‘‘Does Jones understand the purchasing power of a dollar?”’ Bocker--‘*Yes; what troubles him is the purchasing power of his wife.""— New York Sun. Literary Note.—From a book adver- tisement: “For Lovers of Life: Maurice Maeterlinck.”’ It sounds like a good corrective.— London Punch, ‘Death,’ by Natural.—Traveler (in Nevada)— “‘What seems to be the matter with this train?’’ Conductor—'‘Trouble with the coup- lings, sir. You see,:we are coming into Reno.’’—Philadelphia Record. Every lover of a good coc Abbott's Bitters. Makes the best. Co., Baltimore, tail should call for C. W. Abbott & Hello, Bill ! iB. While they last, you can have an artist’s colored proof of the COVER appearing this issue Send 25c in stamps at once, as the supply is limited. JUDGE New York P.O. E | | comicbooks.com