Judge — February 10, 1912 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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There’s just the difference be- tween a raw, poorly made Cock- tail and a Club Cocktail that there is between a raw, new Whiskey and a soft old one. The best of ingredients—the most accurate blending cannot give the softness and mel- 7 lowness that age imparts. Club Cocktails are aged in wood | before botel ind _no freshly ; made Cock: can be as good. Manhatten, Martint and other standard blends, bottled, ready te serve through cracked ice, Refuse Substitutes AT ALL DEALERS | GF. HEUBLEIN & BRO. Sle Prove. Sas 1 ‘Hartford New York SALESMEN WANTED Salegmen earn from $1,200 to $5,000 a year hero are hundi not gush h postions ‘one ara good wagte wel y Ero Jenrning Prectical Salcsmanship. Ee fail particulars, list of good open moniala from over'a thousand ten we - Placed in good positions. Address Rearest National Salesmen'e Tralning Association cuiage Rew York Kenna City Seotie Rew Oresen Toreste an | RITTENHOUSE ; HOTEL Chestnot and Twenty Second Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. = | — | A Refined Home-like Hotel, Cater- ing to Discriminating Transient 1 and Permanent Guests. | Located in the very heart of Phil- ] adelphia’s most select residential section, yet within ten minutes’ ] walk of the railroad stations, chopping district, and theatres. le An exclusive cafe—cuisine and service of the highest standard. — EUROPEAN PLAN, $1.50 Per day and up. AMERICAN PLAN, $4.00 Per day and up. R. VAN GILDER Manager The Finish. He started to write a big book That would be on the best-seller shelf; But when Fame never gave him a look, “On the shelf”’ he at last found himself. —Youngstown Telegram. A Great Biblical Find.—In charge of the question box at Chautauqua, Rev. J. M. Buckley, D. D., was asked, ‘*Do you think the great pyramid a prophecy of the coming of Christ?’’ His reply, which was followed by pro- longed applause, was, ‘‘I answer with the speculation of a man who found a boot on the shores of the Mediterranean marked ‘J,’ and concluded that it be- longed to Jonah and was cast off by him is struggles when he got on the —Christian Register. His Lofty Position.—‘‘Browning used to be one of the most unassuming young fellows in town; now he looks down upon us common folks.”” “‘That’s natural.’” ‘*What do you mean?” “Browning is now a prominent avia- tor.""— Youngstown Telegram. Looks Like Wilson.—Tom—‘‘I see Baltimore gets the Democratic conven- tion.’” Jerry—-‘I wonder if the Baltimore whiskey slogan will become prophetic.”” Tom—‘‘ What’s that?” Jerry—‘Wilson—that’s all.’’—Yon- kers Statesman. Home Melodrama.—‘‘The cards are marked!”’ said the man. The woman cowered. “The cards are marked !’’ he repeated, There. was no tragedy, however. Seems the baby had gotten hold of a lead pencil and marked up the euchre deck. —Louisville Courier-Journal, A Foxy Scheme.—‘‘Tommy, if you'll saw some wood I'll tell you what I'll do.” “‘What’s that, dad?”’ “T'll let you have the sawdust to play circus with.’’— Washington Herald. Not His Fault.—Liveryman (to rider) —‘‘Here, what’s this? Half a dollar? Why, you’ve been out two hours!’’ Rider—‘‘So I may have, but I’ve been on the brute’s back only about ten min- utes.’’—Fliegende Blaetter. Thoughtless.—Talkative passenger (trying to get into conversation)—‘‘I see—er—you've lost your arm.’ Gentleman (trying to read)—‘‘So I have! How careless of me!'’"—Tatler. At the Football Game.—Michel— “Come away, wife, or else they will want us afterward as witnesses.’’— Fliegende Blaetter. Hit or Miss. You shovel till your back is sore; Then, much to your surprise, It goes and snows a whole lot more, To give you exercise. --Chicago News. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. 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